Special Santa Banta Jokes SMS Messages in Hindi

by SmsLootere - Last Updated: April 11, 2013
Santa Banta is most popular for its Funny jokes. It is funny character of Sardars and name given as per suit on them SANTA – BANTA. It is fun loving massages of them and the best way to make happy to your friends, sisters, and brothers or special one’s too by sending funny SMS. There is a huge collection of funny jokes in many categories like funny SantaBanta jokes, in Punjabi, in Hindi, Veg – Non Veg jokes, and interesting short SMS.

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All are gives fun to read and send to your friends, you can’t control your laugh even when, if you are sad or feeling lonely or in off mood and your friend send you this type of massages really this massages makes you laugh even more n more and makes your mood fresh, even you can also feel fresh after laughing so much.

If you want Santa-Banta massages to send to your friends and you don’t have much collection, so we Smslootere.com here give huge, new and fresh collections. Choose one of them and send to your friends and makes them happy and laugh.

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Bahut Pareshan Halat me Santa Apne Dost Banta ke Ghar Gaya.
Banta: kya hua itna Pareshan kyo hai?
Santa: kya Batau Yaar, Meri Patni Kitna Juth bolti hai.
B: Tujhe Kaise pata?
S: Parso meine use phone karke puchha kaha hai, to kaheti hai Me apni Behen ke sath hu.
B: to hogi naa.
S: Kaise hogi Yaar, uski Behen ke sath to Mein tha.

(2)
Santa: ‘Ek Kunwari Ladki Niche Khadi Hai’ Ko English me Kis Tarah kahoge?
Banta: Boss, Malum Nahi..
Santa: Are Bewakoof Itna bhi Nahi Jantey ‘Miss Under Standing’ (Misunderstanding)

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Santa: Hathi aur Ganne me kaise Fark kiya ja sakta hai?
Banta: utha ke dekhiye, uth jaye to Ganna nahi to Hathi!

(4)
Banta: Tum Khane se Pehle Kele ko Chhilte nahi ho??
Santa: kya Jarurat hai! Mujhe Pata he bhitar kya hai.

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Santa: tumhara Bavarchi Rasoi me Khana Pakate waqt Muh se Sitee kyu bajata raheta hai?
Banta: esa maine hi use kaha hai, kyuki isse mujhe pata chalta he ki wo Kitchen me kuch Kha nahi raha he.

(6)
Banta: Tu kaha paida hua tha??
Santa: hospital me.
Banta: kyo? Kya Bimaari thi Tujhe??

(7)
Santa Bhikhari se:
Bhikhari: Ek Rupeeya dena Baba, wo Dus Lakh dega.
Santa: Tu ek Rupeeya Mujhe dekar Dus Lakh Khud Collect kyo nahi karta!

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Santa Ne Nokia Ka Sabse Badi Screen Wala Phone Liya,
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Qki Wo Dekhna Chahta Tha K Phone ‘ON’ Hone Par Kaun 2 Log Hath Milate Hai..

(9)
Santa Ek Din Electric Ki Dukaan Mein:
Do Fan Dena Ek Female Aur Ek Male.
Dukaandar: Fans Mein Female Aur Male Nahi Hota Hai!
Santa: Kyon Nahi Hota Ji
Ek Bajaj Ka De Aur Ek Usha Ka..

(10)
Sardar Ko Sapne Aaya, Sapney Me Ek Ladki Ne Usko Chappal Mari,
3 Dino Tak Sardar Apne Bank Nahi Gaya,
Qki Bank Me Likha Tha..

‘Hum Aapke Sapney Ko Haqiqat Me Badalte Hai..’



(11)
Firangi, 

"India Mein Sabse Zayda Baraf Kahan Padti Hai?"

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Smarts Answer By Our Santa

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Santa: 


"8 P.M. Se Pehle Kashmir,8 P.M. Ke Baad Whiskey Ke Glass Mein!

(12)
Ek Interview Mein,

Interviewer: Scooter Kaise Chalta Hai?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrr­Rr………….

Interviewer Shouts: Stop It!!

Santa: Dhhuurrrr Dhupp Dhupp Dhupp Dhupp

(13)
Santa: Agar Nariyaal Ke Ped Pe Chad Jau To..
Engineering College Ki Ladkiya Dikh Jayegi.
Banta: Fir Hath Chhod Dena,

To Medical College Ki Bhi Dikh Jayegi.

(14)
Accident K Baad:

Driver- Maine Car Ki Headlight Chalu Kar K Bataya Tha Ki

Pahle Mujhe Nikalne Do

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Santa- Mene Bhi To Wiper Chala Kar Bataya Tha Ki

'Na Kake Na'

(15)
Banta: Aj Party Kis Khushi Me?
Santa: Meri Scooter Gum Ho Gayi
Banta: To..!!



Santa: Shukar Mano Me Us Par Nai Baitha Tha Warna Me B Kho Jata.



(16)
Teacher: Batao Pankha Male Hai Ya Female?




Santa: Agar ‘Khaitan’ Ka Ho To Male Aur ‘Usha’ Ka Ho To Female Hoga.

(17)
Santa, Banta Se:
Agar Tujhe Tabele Me Bheinse Gin Ni Ho To Kaise Ginoge?

Banta: Asaan Hai,


Bheins Ke Singhh Ginke Use 2 Se Divide Kar Dunga.

(18)
Ek Din Santa Ne 1 Ladki Ko Himmat Juta Kar Bol Dala – I Love You.
Ladki(Gusse Se) : Thoda Pyaar Se Nahi Bol Sakte?

Santa : I Love You Didi..!!

(19)
Santa: Aaj Mene Bus Ke Piche Daudkar 15 Rupey Bacha Liye.

Banta : Kya Yaar, Tum To Bahut Murkh Ho, Agar Taxi Ke Piche Bhagte To 150 Rupey Bachte Na!

(20)
Ek Chor Santa Ka Mobile Ko Lekar Bhag Raha Tha.
Santa Hasne Laga..
Banta: Wo Tumhare Mobile Ko Lekar Bhag Raha Hai Aur Tum Hans Rahe Ho??

Santa: Bhagne Do, Charger To Mere Paas Hai!



(21)
Santa: Yaar Itni Daru Na Piya Karo, Tumhari Saanso Se Bhi Badbu Aati Hai.
Yehi Haal Raha To Tumhe Nark Me Bhi Jagah Nahi Milegi.

Banta: Koi Gal Nai Yaar, Saanse To Me Yehi Chhod Kar Jaunga..!!

(22)
Santa Ki Loutri Lagi Aur Woh Ghar Par Jakar Apni Wife Se Bola...
Santa - Agar Meri Loutri Lagi To Tum Kya Karogi?
Wife – Me 50% Lekar Tumhe Chhod Dhungi.

Santa - Ye Le 50 Rupye Aur Nikal Yaha Se.

(23)
Santa: Oye Banta Yaar! Soch Agar Electricity Nahi Hoti To Kya Hota..??

Banta: Kuch Nahi Yaar, Humein Candle Light Me T.V Dekhna Padta..

(24)
Teacher: Jis Aadmi Ke Dono Haath Na Ho,
Use Hindi Aur English Me Kya Kahenge?
Santa: Hindi Me THAKUR Aur

English Me HANDS FREE.!

(25)
Santa: Mujhe Mere Mobile Me MP3 Songs Dalwane Hai.
Mobile Wala: Apke Pas Memory Card Hai Kya?

Santa: Nahi Memory Card Nahi Hai, RASAN CARD Chalega?



(26)
Santa Ko Rota Dekh Kar Banta Ne Pucha Kya Hua?
Santa: Maine 2 Ton Ka AC Kharida,

Ghar Aakar Tolkar Dekha To Sirf 35 Kilo Ka Nikla!

(27)
Santa Ko Uska Sasur Jute Se Maar Raha Tha,
Admi: Kyu Maar Rahe Ho?
Sasur: Meine Ise Hospital Se SMS Kiya.

Tum Baap Ban Gaye Ho. Isne Wahi Sms Apne Sare Friends Ko Forward Kar Diya!

(28)
Teacher Santa Se: Tumne Home Work Q Nahi Kiya?
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Santa: Sir, Kyuki Hum To ''Hostel'' Me Rahte Hai..!!

(29)
Santa: Mere Dada Ne 1947 Ki Jung Mein Dushmano Ki Tangain Kaat Di Thi.
Banta: Gardaniey Q Nahi Kati?

Santa: Qki Wo Pehle Se Hi Kati Hui Thi.

(30)
Santa Police ke interview Par:
Interviewer - Bheed ko Hatane Ke Liye Kya Karna Chahiye?

Santa - Chanda Mangna Chalu Kar Dena Chahiye.

(31)
Santa Apni Biwi Ke Office Gaya To Usne Dekha Ki Uski Biwi
Boss Ki Godi Me Baithi Dictation Le Rahi Thi.
Santa: Chal Rajjo, Aisi Noukari Nahi Karni,

Jaha Staff K Liye Khursi Bhi Na Ho.

(32)
Santa Battery Ki Dukan Me Gaya Aur Battery Badal Ne Ke Liye Kaha.
Dukandar Ne Puchha: Exide Laga Du?

Santa: To Dusri Side Kya Tera Baap Lagayega?

(33)
Santa : Yaar Banta Me To Duvidha Me Fass Gaya Hu..
Banta: Kyu? Kaise?


Santa: Yaar Biwi Ke Makeup Ka Kharcha Bardast Nahi Hota, Aur Makeup Ke Binaa Biwi Bardast Nahi Hoti!

(34)
Professor Banta Ne Plumber Ko Apne College Bulaya,
Pata Hai Kyu??
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Kyuki Wo Check Karna Chahta Tha Ki Question Paper Kaha Se Leak Ho Raha Hai..!!!

(35)
Santa Sharab Pii Ke Tala Kholne Laga, Hath Kapne Ki Vajah Se Tala Khula Nahi,
Banta - Main Khol Du Tala?

Santa - Main Khol Lunga, Tu Bas Ghar Ko Pakad, Sala Bahut Hil Raha Hai.

(36)
Banta: Oye Santa, Tu To Doctor Ke Pass Jaane Waala Tha, Kyu Nahi Gaya?

Santa: Yaar Banta Kal Jaaonga, Aaj Thodi Si Tabiyat Kharab Hai.

(37)
Santa  TV Ki Dukan Me Gaya Or Use Puchha,
'Aap Color TV Bechte Hai?

Dukanwala Bola: Haaji.

Santa Bola: To Mujhe Ek Hara Vala Dena!

(38)
Santa Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gour Se Dekh Raha Tha.
Banta - Kya Dekh Raha He??

Santa - Dekh Raha Hu Ki Ye Barf Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha He..!!

(39)
Santa Ne Jalte Hui Building Se 8 Logo Ko Uski Jaan Pe Khel kar Bahar Nikala
Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi
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Kyu..?
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Kyu Ki Wo Sab Firebrigade Wale The..

(40)
Santa - Naya Mobile Kab Liya?
Banta - Liya Nai.. Girlfriend Ka Uthaya He.
Santa - kyu?
Banta - Wo Roz Kehti Ke Tum Mera Phone Nahi Uthate..

Aaj Mauka Dekh Ke Utha Liya!