My Insulting Messages Collection - Insult SMS Jokes in Hindi for Girlfriend

by SmsLootere - Last Updated: April 08, 2014

My Insulting Messages Collection - Insult SMS Jokes in Hindi for Girlfriend

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Insulting Messages Collection - Insult SMS Jokes in Hindi for Girlfriend

(1)
Mere Pas 1 Bandar Aya Aur Kaha,
Mujhe Logo Ko Pareshan Karna Hai,
Maine Tumhara Naam Bataya To Usne,
Thappad Mara, Kaha ‘BOSS’ Se Panga Nahi Lene Ka..

(2)
Tum Hamesha Mujhse Behtaar Rahe Ho,
Isme Koi Shak Nahi Hai,
Me 100 Tum 105,
Me 200 Tum 210,
Me 300 Tum 315 To Fir,
Me 400 To Tum…??
Jawab Jarur Dena…!

(3)
Aab Tohar Bare Me Ka Kahe,
Tohar Chehra Chanda Saman,
Tohar Aankhe Chanda Saman,
Tohar Honth, Dant, Naak Chanda Saman,
Aur Chanda Hamar Gaon Ki ‘BHEINS’ Ka Naam..

(4)
Kisi Ko Batana Mat..
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Ki Tumhe Khali Msg Bhej Ke Ullu Banaya Hai..!!

(5)
Ek Aap Ho Ki Kitne Achche,
Ek Aap Ho Ki Kitne Pyaare,
Ek Aap Ho Ki Kitne Sachche,
Ek Hum Hai Ki Jo Juth Pe Juth Bole Ja Rahe..!

(6)
Aap Bahut Hi.. 
Attractive
Sweet
Decent
Cute
Fantastic
Lovable
Handsome
Intelligent
Smart &
Talented
Person Ka SMS Padh Rahe Ho..!!

(7)
Chamakte Chand Ko Nind Aane Lagi,
Aapki Khushi Se Duniya Jagmagane Lagi,
Dekhke Aapko Har Kaali Gungunane Lagi,
Abto Fekte Fekte Mujhe Nind Aane Lagi..

(8)
Hum Na Hote To Aapko Gazal Kon Kehta,
Apke Chehre Ko Gulab Kon Kehta,
Ye To Karishma He Hum Pyaar Karne Walo Ka,
Warna Patthron Ko TAJMAHAL Kon Kehta..

(9)
Upar Wale Ne Sansar Banaya, So Gaya..
Phir Insaan Banaya, Phir So Gaya..
Phir Usne Tumhe Banaya..,
Na Khud Soya Na Humein Sone Diya..

(10)
Har Khushi Ko Teri Taraf Mod Du,
Tere Liye Ye Duniya Chhod Du,
Tere Liye Dil Ke Darwaze Khol Du,
Tu Ek Bar Haske Dikha, Tere Sare Daant Tod Du..


(11)
Pagal Hamesha Pareshan Kyon Rehta Hai?
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Chalo Chhodo, Ye Tumhara Niji Mamla Hai..!!

(12)
Agar Aap Pagal Ho to Miscall Dena,
Mahapagal Ho to Sms Karna,
Bewakuf Ho to Call Karna,
Or Tino Ho to Chup Rahke Kuch Bhi Mat Karna..

(13)
This Is My Leg..
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Itni Der Dabane Ke Liye Thanks..
Mujhe Ab Kafi Achcha Mehsus Ho Raha Hai..!!

(14)
Bandar Ka Beta/Beti Apne Baap Se Bola:
Papa.. Papa.. Mujhe Shaadi Karni Hai..
Baap Bola:
Beta Abhi Thoda Intezar Karo,
DULHA/DULHAN Abhi SMS Padh Raha Hai..

(15)
Kisi Ne Dil Badal Liya,
Kisi Ne Dhadkan Badal Li,
Aapke Paas Kuch Nahi Tha Badalne Ko..?
To Aapne Mandir Jaa Kar Chappal Badal Li..

CHAPPAL CHOR!!



(16)
Aasman Me Dekho Ishwar Ka Khubsurat Sama,
Dharti Pe Dekho Ishwar Ka Khubsurat Karishma,
Ab Aaine Me Dekho Ishwar Ka Sab Se Bada “NAMUNAA”..

(17)
Aapki 1 Baat Hame Bahut Pasand Hai,
Aap Jab Bhi Kam Karte Hai,
Dil Lagake Karte Hai.. Qki..
Dimag Ka ‘OPTION’ To Aapke Pas Hai Hi Nai..

(18)
Pyaar Ko Mat Chhupao Use Zarurat He Jatane Ki,
Apne Talent Ko Mat Chhupao Use Zarurat He Badhane Ki,
Plzz Ab Or Perfume Mat Lagao,
Apko Zarurat He Nahane Ki..

(19)
Kash Aap Bakra Hote Main Aapko Ghass Khilata,
Pyaar Se Aapke Seeng Sehlata Or,
Puchta… Pagal Kaun?? Aap Ya Mein??
Or Aap Pyaar Se Bolte… “MEIN MEIN”

(20)
Khuda Ne Aapki Bhukh Dekhi To Bhojan Banaya,
Pyaas Dekhi To Paani Banaya,
Tumko Nind Aayi To Bister Banaya,

Aur Bina Dosto K Dekha To Mujhe Fasayaa..



(21)
Aur Ek Chand? Possible
Aur Ek Suraj? Possible
Aur Ek Friend Tere Jaisa? Impossible..
Kyuki Manufacturing Locha Sirf Ek Hi Bar Hota Hai..

(22)
Bhagwan Aapko Dher Sari Girlfriend De,
Jo ‘Mayawati’ Jaisi Sundar,
‘Jaylalita’ Jaisi Slim,
‘Mamta Banerjee’ Jaisi Shant Aur,
‘Pratibha Patil Jaisi Jawan Ho..

(23)
5 Lovable Word ‘I Am Alone Without U’
4 Pleasant Word ‘I Care 4 U’
3 Sweet Word ‘I Miss U’
2 Special Word ‘Dear Friend’
1 Important Word ‘LAPETTT….’

(24)
Suraj Se Achca Sitara Nahi Koi,
Hamare Jaisa Rishta Doosra Nahi Koi,
Chahe Saari Duniya Dhoondhlo,
Mujhsa PYAARA, Aapsa AWAARA Nahi Koi..

(25)
KBC Main Amitabh Ji Ne Mujse Pucha: Duniya Me Sabse Bada Gadha Kaun He?

Maa Kasam Maine 5 Crore Thukra Diye, Par Tera Naam Nahi Bataya..



(26)
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Isme 1 Gayab Hai..
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Fir Padho
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Sharam Nahi Aati
ABCD Me ‘1’ Kaha Aata Hai??
Naam Duba Diya School Ka..!!

(27)
Maine Pucha AKKAL Kya Hoti He?
Aasman Bola: Bahot Buland Hoti He,
Sagar Bola: Bahot Gehri Hoti He,
Aap Ne Jawab Diya: ‘AKKAL’ Ye Kya Hoti He..??

(28)
PYAAR Ka Matlab:
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Hbsignvm Nz
Ilusrhgjbsdhs

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Nahi
Samaj Aa Raha Na?

Forward Kar De
Patthar Dil

Tu Kya Jaane Pyaar Ke Jazbaat Or Bhasha Ko...

(29)
Chand Pe Kali Ghata Chhati To Hogi,
Sitaaron Ko Muskurahat Aati To Hogi,
Tum Kitna Bhi Chhupalo Duniya Se Par,
Akele Me Aine Me Dekh  Ke Tumhein Apne Chehre Pe Hansi To Aati Hi Hogi..

(30)
Phool Insaano Se Jyada Khubsurat Hote He,
Par Kuch Log Phoolon Se Bhi Jyada Khubsurat Hote He
 Jaise Ki

“Aap”



‘Mujhe Hi Dekh Lo…’

(31)
Ha Ha Ha Ha Hahahahah
Hehehehehehe
Huhuhuhuhuhu
Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi
Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho…
Bura Mat Man na Yaar Wo Bas Teri Shakal Yaad Aa Gai To Hansi Chhut Gai

(32)
Jabse Tumko Dekha He,

Mera

Raat-Din,
Subha-Sham,
Khate-Pite,
Sote-Jagte,
Har Waqt Hans Hans Ke Bura Haal He

(33)
Ek Job Hai Tere Liye, Railway Me,
Salary: 30,000/-
Kam: Wo Rajdhani Express Ki Head Light Toot Gayi He,
To Tujhe Train Ke Aage Torch Leke Bhagna Hai Bas..

(34)
Zindagi Me Agar Tumhe Kuch Ban Na Ho,
Kuch Paana Ho,
To Hamesha Apne Dimag Ki Suno,
Agar Dimag Se B Koi Jawab Na Aye To,
Aankhein Band Kar Ke
Socho
Kya Mere Pas Dimag Hai!!!

(35)
Niche Dekho FRIENDSHIP Day Gift:
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Ek Ghumake Thappad Padega To Pata Chalega..
Aj Friendship Day Hai??
Jab Dekho Tab Nikal Padte Ho Gift Lene, Muft Me Aati He Kya??

Kanjoos, Lalchi...

(36)
Agar Tera Pyaar Paana Hai To..
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Mera Pyaar Screwdriver Hai….

(37)
Pyar na Rahe to Wafa Kaun Karega,
Dost na Rahe to Dosti Kaun Karega,
Khuda salamat rakhe Tumhe Varna,
Bandar ki Tarah Uchal-Kud Kaun Karega??

(38)
Kya Zamana Aa Gaya Hai Technology Ka,

Ek Waqt Tha Jab Log Msg Kabutar Ke Dwara Bhejte The..
Ek Aaj Ka Waqt Hai, Hum Msg Kabutaro Ko Bhej Rahe Hai..
Jaa..Hurr Hurr..

(39)
Meri Muskurahat Ko Itne Gaur Se Na Dekh Mere Yaar..
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Kyunki,
Tujhe Dekh Ke To Kisi Ki Bhi Hansi Nikal Jati Hai..

(40)
A True Saying:


“You Can’t Be Good Friends Forever Without Insulting Each Other Constantly”

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