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Naughty SMS Messages

(1)
Mohabbat To Sirf ‘Dil’ Dekh Kar Hi Ki Jati Hai…
‘Ae Dost…’
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Chehra Dekh Kar To Log ‘Setting’ Hi Karte Hai…

(2)
Hothon Ko Chhua Usne  Ehsaas Ab Tak Hai,
Aankhon Me Nami Or Saanso Me Aag Ab Tak Hai,
Waqt Guzar Gaya Par Uski Yaad Na Gayi,
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Kya ‘PANIPURI’ Thi Yarrr…

(3)
Apna Bachcha Roye To Dil Me Dard Hota He,
Aur  Dusre Ka Roye To Sar Me.
Apni Biwi Roye To Sar Me Dard Hota He,
Aur Dusre Ki Roye To Dil Me..!

(4)
1 Billy Moti,
Usne Pehni Saree,
Saree Pahen Ke Ghumne Gai,
Talav Me To Taherne Gai,
Talav Me Tha Magarmachchh,
Billy Ko Aaye Chakkar,
Saree Ka Chheda Chhut Gaya,
Magarmachchh Sharma Ke Chala Gaya…!!

(5)
Ishq Agar Bachpan Me Ho To Wajah Khas Chahiye,
Jawani Me Ho To Ehsaas Chahiye,
Ab B Time He Jaldi Karlo Warna..
Budhape Me Karge To Chyawan Prash Chahiye..

(6)
Agar Tum Use Na Paa Sako
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Jisse Tum Pyaar Karte Ho, To..
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Sharam Karo
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Lao Number Mujhe Do
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Me Try Karta Hoo..

(7)
College Wali Masaledar Hoti Hai,
Office Wali Chalu Aur Fiki Hoti Hai,
Ghar Wali Me Test Nahi Ata,
Station Wali Sasti Hoti Hai,
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Jaisi Bhi Ho, Par Chai To Chai Hoti Hai..

(8)
Kabhi Sochta Hu Ki Mere Dosto Ke Pass Mere Liye Time Nahi Hai,
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Fir Yaad Aata He Ki Yaar Hum Single He, Sab Thodi Ne Hogey..

(9)
Ravaan - Bhiksha De Do,
Aurat - Ye Lo,

Ravan - Hiiee Ha Ha..
Main Bhikshuk Nai Ravaan Hoon..

Aurat - Main Bhi Sita Nai Rakhi Sawant Hoon...

(10)
Hum Tere Bin Kahi Reh Nahi Pate..
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Tum Nahi Aate To...
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Hum Koi Aur Patate..


(11)
Bhikhari - Babu Ji Roti Milegi?
Ander Se Awaj Aai Biwi Ghar Pe Nahi Hai..
Bhikhari - CHUMMA Nahi Manga, Roti Mangi Hai..

(12)
Sasur Ne Daamaad Se: 6 Saale Me 8 Bache, Ye Kya Hai?
Daamaad: Maine Aapse Kaha Tha Gareeb Jarur Hu Par Aapki Beti Ko Kabhi Khali Pet Nahi Rakhunga!

(13)
Nokrani: Madam Ji, Aap Apna Suit Wapis Lelo,
Jab Me Ye Pehenti Hu To Apko Samajh Kar Saheb Dhyan Hi Nhi Dete,
Or Sala Wo Driver Pichhe Se Aa Kar Lipat Jata Hai!!

(14)
1 Aurat Ne Bunty Se Puchha: LIPTON Ki Chah Hai?
Bunty: Mujhe To Nahi He, Par Tujhe He To Lipat Ja..!

(15)
Santa Pappu Se: Sukha Talab Kaha He? 
Pappu: Pata Nahi. 
Santa: Kabhi Ghar Se Bar Bhi Nikla Karo. 
Pappu: Banta Kon He?
Santa: Pata Nai. 

Pappu: Kabhi Ghar Me Bhi Raha Karo.



(16)
School Me Pappu Ke Papa Ne Teacher Se Kaha: Madam Ji, Thodi Aap Koshish Karo, Thodi Hum Mehnat Karte Hai, Bachcha To Nikal Hi Jayega..!

(17)
Jab Dekhta Hu To DIL Karta He Pakad Lu,
Jab Pakad Lu To DIL Karta Daba Du,
Jab Daba Du To DIL Karta Chuss Lu,
Kyu Ki Saal Me 1 Baar Hi Aata Hai ‘AAM’ Ka Season..

(18)
Aisi Konsi Website He Jise Ladke Aur Ladki Chup Chup Ke Dekhte Hai..
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Www.Results.Com
Harbar Aaisi Soch Mat Paida Karo, Thoda To Sudhar Jaao..

(19)
Jo STUDENTS paas ho gaye unko
CONGRATULATIONS ...
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Jo STUDENTS fail ho gaye unko
DOUBLE CONGRATULATIONS ..
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Kyu ki unki CLASS Me NAYI LADKIYA Hogi..!!

(20)
Wife: Hamari Padosi Har Saal
Apne Pati Ke Sath 10 - 15 Din Bahar
Ghumne Jati Hai.
Aap Kabhi Leke Gaye..?
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Husband: Mene To 4 - 5 Baar Puchha

Par Wo Nahi Manti He.



(21)
Customar: Waiter, Aisi Chai Pilao
Jisko Pee Kar Tan Man Jhum Uthe Aur
Badan Nachne Lage.
Waiter: Sir, Humare Yaha Bheins Ka Dudh Aata Hai,
Shakira Ka Nahi..

(22)
Kabhi Hath Pe,
Kabhi Honth Pe,
Kabhi Ankh Pe,
Kabhi Gal Pe,
Kabhi Naak Pe,
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Kiss
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Kadar MAKHIYAN Pareshan Karti Hai Garmi Me..

(23)
I Love You









Ka Spelling Thik Hai Ki Nahi Bas Yehi Conform Karna Tha,
Log Pata Nahi Kya Samaj Lete Hai..

(24)
Bazar Wali Nazuk Si Hoti He,
Office Wali Naram Naram,
Padosi Wali Ki Patli Si,
Ghar Wali Garma Garam,
Waise Aap Kahan Ki Roti Pasand Karte Ho?

(25)
Boy: Tera Naam Kya He?
Girl: Meena, Aur Tumhara?
Boy: Kamina
Girl: Jhut Mat Bolo

Boy: Tum 5mint Pass Beth Ke Dakh Lo Tum Isi Naam Se Bulaogi.



(26)
Ladkiwale: Drink Karte Ho?
Ji Haan
Cigarette?
HarRoz
Jua/Satta?
Bilkul
Danga-Fasad?
Adat He
Saari Negative Batein Hai Kuch Positive Bhi He?
Hai Na
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HIV

(27)
Bihaari Aurat Cheque Cash Krane Gayi
Clerk: Sign Karo
Aurat: Kaise?
Clerk: Jaise Khat Ke End Me Likhti Ho
Aurat Ne Likha ‘TOHAAR CHUMMA KE INTEJAR Mein…BijLi’

(28)
Aapko Meri Kaunsi Aadat Buri Lagti Hai..
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Reply Kiya To Faltu Me Ladai Ho Jayegi..
Jaisa Chal Raha Hai Chalne Do..
Chupchap Adjust Karlo..

(29)
Friends Are Like: Priya Gold Biscuit – Haq Se Mango..
Girlfriends Are Like: Pepsi - Ye Dil Mange More..
Wife Is Like: A Medicine – Bas Ek Hi Kaafi Hai..

(30)
Barish Mein Yahi Dua Hai Meri Ki
Barish Ki Jitni Bunde Zamin Par Gire,
Utni Baar Aap Slip Ho Ke Gire,

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Khushiyo Ke Samundar Mein..

(31)
Height Of Kaminapan:
Ek Ladka Bahut Hi Sad Song Sun Raha Tha Or Soch Raha Tha Ki..
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Kaunsi Wali Ko Yaad Karu Yaar..!!

(32)
LOVE V/S DAARU
Love- Pagal
Daru - Mood Fresh
Love - Nind Nahi
Daru - Mast Nind
Love - 1 Date Ke 2000/-
Daru - 1 Botel Ke 300/-
Love - Sabki Suno
Daru - Pee K Sunao
Faisla Aapka..

(33)
Jo Ghee Seedhi Ungli Se Na Nikle…
To..
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Ghee Ko Garam Kar Lo..
Sab Baat Me Ungli Karna Achchi Baat Nahi Hai..

(34)
Agar Aadhi Raat Ko Aapka Mann Kare Aur Patni Ka Mood Na Ho
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Patni Ko Pareshan Na Kare
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Khud Uthkar Apne Aap Se
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Pani Bhar Ke Pee Lein..

(35)
Sarvajanik Notice:
"Pedo Se Bhi Utna Hi 'Pyaar' Karo..
Jitna "Pedo Ke Neeche"
Aur

"Pedo Ke Peeche" Karte Ho..

(36)
Bunty: Ye Meri Wife Teena
Chintu: Are! Me Ise Janta Hu
Bunty: Kaise? 
Chintu: Hum Dono Sath Me Sotey Hue Pakde Gaye The. 
Bunty: Kya Baak Rahe Ho? 
Chintu: Maths Ki Class Ke Lecture Mein.

(37)
5 Saal Ke Bachche Ne Pyar Ki Vyakhya Likhi
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Pyaar Huggies Me Huyi Su-Su Ki Tarah Hota Hai,
Jo Dusro Ko Nahi Dikhta Par Khud Ko Feel Hota Hai..

(38)
Are Dikhao Na,
Ye Damann Me Kya Chhupate Ho…??
Bade Zaalim Ho Fir Kisi Ka Dil Chura Liya Tum Ne..!

(39)
Mard Aur Aurat Ka Rishta Bhi Saala Kaisa Ajeeb Bana Hai
Door Raho To JUDAI.. 
Aur Paas Raho To 



LADAI…!!

(40)
Line Marne K Bahot Se Tarike Hai, Jin Me Se 2 Main Aap Ko Batata Hu..
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(1) - Kachi Pencil Se. 
(2) - Paki Pencil Se.

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