Throughout Naughty SMS in English

by SmsLootere - Last Updated: June 23, 2015
It’s good to be naughty sometimes so we can enjoy our life and make some fun with our special friend. Mostly we tease our friend with whom we feel close and we can do any fun with them because we know that they will never get upset for teasing them. So here SmsLootere.com team has collected some Naughty Sms collection for you, so you can flirt with your girlfriend/boyfriend and friends by sharing this awesome collection of Throughout Naughty SMS in English.

Naughty sms for girlfriend



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(1)
Girl - Will You Love Me after Marriage also?
Boy – baby, It’s Depends on Your Hubby, He Allows Me or not.

(2)
I want a Girl that I can say Good Morning and Good night Everyday.
Some1 I can Hug and say I Love You.
Some1 I can call My Girlfriend and Introduce to My Friends.

(3)
He Came at Ni8, Exposed My Body, Got on Top of Me, Touched Me,
He Bit, Sucked, Swallowed,
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When He was Satisfied, He Left
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I was Hurt . . .
Bloody… Mosquito !

(4)
Wives are Incoming Calls,
Lovers are Outgoing Calls,
Aunties are Toll-free Calls,
Callgirls are Roaming Calls,
Neighbor Girls are Missed Calls.

(5)
Take the Profession in which U Enjoy a Lot…
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If People would have taken Seriously..
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Half of the World would have been PORNSTARS..!

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(6)
What is the Similarity between LOVE & Food..?
?
?
?
?
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Crossing the Limits Result in Vomiting…!!!

(7)
Doctor to Female Patient –U r Looking so Weak & Exhausted..
R U taking 3 Meals a Day as I had Advise You?
Female Patient – what!! Ur Compounder Typed 3 Males a Day..!

(8)
One of the Girl’s Facebook Status is,
“Bang Bang Tomorrow Night. Excited!.
Damn Confusing..

(9)
She Is Hot,
She Is Sweet,
She Always Need A Lip for Kiss,
Whole World Mad for Her!
Who
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Who Is She?
?
Do U Know?
?
"Tea".

(10)
In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating
In 10 Minutes & Women Want To Go ON & ON & ON?
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Think..
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Think..
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Ans is SHOPPING! :-p
Hates Off to Your Naughty Mind!