Funny Whatsapp Status Message

by SmsLootere - Last Updated: July 12, 2015
Yeah! Funny Whatsapp Status Message collection is here for You, need some funn with your status? Here team has picked out funny and cool collection for your whatsapp status. Enjoy your status and make your contact laugh by putting the collection as your status, people will like and will surely comment on the status. This hilarious collection will surely like you so enjoy this collection and don’t forget to share.

A Man Asks a Trainer in the Gym- “I want 2 Impress that Beautiful Girl, which Machine can I Use?”
Trainer Replies- “Use the ATM”.

Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi Connection.

Sometimes when I Close My Eyes, I can’t See.

Sorry about those Texts I Sent You Last Night, My Phone was Drunk!

When You are on a 1% Battery Any1 who Sends a Msg, Or Calling, Becomes the Enemy…

There are 3 Types of People in the World- Vegetarian, Non-Veterinarian & Tuesday Saturday..!

I Work for Money, For Loyalty Hire a Dog..

80% of Boys have Girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having Brain..!

I want Some1 to give Me a Loan and then Leave Me Alone…!!

Some People Call Me Eric, You can Call Me Tonight..

I Wonder What Happens When Doctor’s Wife Eats an Apple A Day…

One Smart Guy Invented “Whatsapp”, His Wife Added a Feature in it Called “Last Seen”.

Save Water, Drink Wine!!

If You can't the Thing, Move On.

Life is Short Talk Fast!!

3 AM My Cell is Ringing... Hey there You Asleep?? No I’m Skydiving.

Laziness is the Mother of all Bad Habits but Ultimately She is a Mother and We should Respect Her.

Home: Where I can Look Ugly and Enjoy it.

When U r Single, all U See is Happy Couples… & when U r in Relationship, all U See is Happy Singles.

Do You Want to Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.