Husband and Wife Marriage Jokes in Hindi, Funny Pati Panti SMS & Relationship Messages
Now Smslootere.com team presents one more funny SMS category ‘Husband Wife Jokes in Hindi’ for our readers. Many modern couples who lives with tense all the time because of work tress and for any other reason, they needs some funny idea’s for better relationship. So we gives here big collection of husband wife love SMS, funny marriage jokes, Pati-Patni messages, husband and wife relationship quotes in Hindi. Share these collection with your partner and put a big smile on your life partner’s face.Husband and Wife Jokes SMS in Hindi
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Wife: Shadi Ke Certificate Mein Kya Dhundh Rahe Ho?
Husband: Expiry Date..!!
(2)
Wife: Agar Me Marr Jau To Tum Kya Karoge?
Husband: Shayad Me Bhi Marr Jaunga.
Wife: Kyon?
Husband: Kabhi Kabhi Zyada Kushi Janleva Hoti Hai..
(3)
Pati - Tere Baap Ki Ungli Karne Ki Aadat Gayi Nahi ?
Biwi – Kyu? Ab Kya Hua?
Pati - Aaj Phir Se Pooch Rahe The...
"Meri Beti Se Shaadi Karke Khush Ho Na"
(4)
Wife: Batao Tumhe Me Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon?
Husband: Bahut Zyada.
Wife: Fir Bhi Batao Kitni?
Husband: Itni Ki Dil Karta Hai Tere Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aun.
(5)
Wife: Agar Me Kho Jau, To Tum Kya Karoge?
Husband: Me Nirmal Baba Ke Paas Jaunga.
Wife: Tum Baba Se Kya Kahoge?
Husband: Baba Kirpa Aani Shuru Ho Gayi He.
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Patni(Tare Dikhte): Batao Wo Kon Si Chiz He Jo Tum Roz Dekh Sakte Ho Par Tod Nahi Sakte?
Pati: Me Nahi Bataunga.
Patni: Bolo Na Plz.
Pati: Tera MUHH..
(7)
Wife Ne Ek Sign Board Dekha:
Banarsi Saree 10/-
Nylon 8/-
Cotton 5/-
Wife Khush Hoke Apne Husband Se: Mujhe Rs. 500 Do, Me 50 Saree Kharidungi.
Husband: Birbal Ki Maa, Istri Ki Dukan Hai Woh..
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WIFE: Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Ki Agar Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To?
HUSBAND: Nahi, Main Kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Sochta..!
(9)
Husband: Kya Tum Mere Jivan Ka Chand Banogi?
Wife: Aww Haa.. Jaanu..!
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Husband: Bahut Khub! To..
Mujhse 9,955,887.6 Kms Door Raho..!!
(10)
Patni Ko Begum Kyu Kehte Hai?
Jawab: Kyonki Shaadi Karne Ke Baad Sare Gum To Pati Ke Hisse Mein Aa Jate Hai,
Isliye Patni Be-Gum Ho Jati Hai!!
(11)
Biwi Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To Uska Pati Use Ghur Raha Tha!
Biwi Romantic Hokar Boli: Kya Karne Ka Irada Hai?
Pati Ne 2 Thappad Maara Or Bola Mere Garam Pani Se Kyu Nahayi..
(12)
Husband, Ek Baba Ka Pravachan Sunke Aya Aur Patni Ko Godd Me Utha Liya,
Wife Boli - Babaji Ne Pranay Leela Karne Ko Kaha Hai Kya?
Husband - Nahi Rajjo, Baba Ne Kaha He Ki Apna Dukh Khud Uthana Chahiye.
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Pati Apni Patni Se:
Na Kajre Ki Dhar,
Na Motiyo Ki Haar,
Na Koi Kiya Singar,
Fir Bi Kitni Sundar Ho..
Patni Boli: Sidhe Se Bol Dona Ki
Make Up Ke Liye Rupaye Nahi Milege.
(14)
SUN & WIFE Mein Kya Samanta Hai..??
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Bahut Hi Aasan He,
Aap Dono Ki Samne Ghur Ghur Ke Nahi Dekh Sakte..!
Biwi Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To Uska Pati Use Ghur Raha Tha!
Biwi Romantic Hokar Boli: Kya Karne Ka Irada Hai?
Pati Ne 2 Thappad Maara Or Bola Mere Garam Pani Se Kyu Nahayi..
(12)
Husband, Ek Baba Ka Pravachan Sunke Aya Aur Patni Ko Godd Me Utha Liya,
Wife Boli - Babaji Ne Pranay Leela Karne Ko Kaha Hai Kya?
Husband - Nahi Rajjo, Baba Ne Kaha He Ki Apna Dukh Khud Uthana Chahiye.
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Pati Apni Patni Se:
Na Kajre Ki Dhar,
Na Motiyo Ki Haar,
Na Koi Kiya Singar,
Fir Bi Kitni Sundar Ho..
Patni Boli: Sidhe Se Bol Dona Ki
Make Up Ke Liye Rupaye Nahi Milege.
(14)
SUN & WIFE Mein Kya Samanta Hai..??
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Bahut Hi Aasan He,
Aap Dono Ki Samne Ghur Ghur Ke Nahi Dekh Sakte..!
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