My Insulting Messages Collection - Insult SMS Jokes in Hindi for Girlfriend

My Insulting Messages Collection - Insult SMS Jokes in Hindi for Girlfriend

Want to tease your friends? Looking for best Insult Sms? If yes, then scroll down and check our crispy collection of Insult SMS Jokes in Hindi. For your self proud send our Insulting Messages to your Girlfriend or Boyfriend and make him angry. Here you may found some different Insult Text Messages, Insult Quotes Msgs, Insult Jokes Shayari, etc. - SMS Lootere.com

Insulting Messages Collection - Insult SMS Jokes in Hindi for Girlfriend

(1)
Mere Pas 1 Bandar Aya Aur Kaha,
Mujhe Logo Ko Pareshan Karna Hai,
Maine Tumhara Naam Bataya To Usne,
Thappad Mara, Kaha ‘BOSS’ Se Panga Nahi Lene Ka..

(2)
Tum Hamesha Mujhse Behtaar Rahe Ho,
Isme Koi Shak Nahi Hai,
Me 100 Tum 105,
Me 200 Tum 210,
Me 300 Tum 315 To Fir,
Me 400 To Tum…??
Jawab Jarur Dena…!

(3)
Aab Tohar Bare Me Ka Kahe,
Tohar Chehra Chanda Saman,
Tohar Aankhe Chanda Saman,
Tohar Honth, Dant, Naak Chanda Saman,
Aur Chanda Hamar Gaon Ki ‘BHEINS’ Ka Naam..

(4)
Kisi Ko Batana Mat..
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Ki Tumhe Khali Msg Bhej Ke Ullu Banaya Hai..!!

(5)
Ek Aap Ho Ki Kitne Achche,
Ek Aap Ho Ki Kitne Pyaare,
Ek Aap Ho Ki Kitne Sachche,
Ek Hum Hai Ki Jo Juth Pe Juth Bole Ja Rahe..!

(6)
Aap Bahut Hi.. 
Attractive
Sweet
Decent
Cute
Fantastic
Lovable
Handsome
Intelligent
Smart &
Talented
Person Ka SMS Padh Rahe Ho..!!

(7)
Chamakte Chand Ko Nind Aane Lagi,
Aapki Khushi Se Duniya Jagmagane Lagi,
Dekhke Aapko Har Kaali Gungunane Lagi,
Abto Fekte Fekte Mujhe Nind Aane Lagi..


(8)
Hum Na Hote To Aapko Gazal Kon Kehta,
Apke Chehre Ko Gulab Kon Kehta,
Ye To Karishma He Hum Pyaar Karne Walo Ka,
Warna Patthron Ko TAJMAHAL Kon Kehta..

(9)
Upar Wale Ne Sansar Banaya, So Gaya..
Phir Insaan Banaya, Phir So Gaya..
Phir Usne Tumhe Banaya..,
Na Khud Soya Na Humein Sone Diya..

(10)
Har Khushi Ko Teri Taraf Mod Du,
Tere Liye Ye Duniya Chhod Du,
Tere Liye Dil Ke Darwaze Khol Du,
Tu Ek Bar Haske Dikha, Tere Sare Daant Tod Du..

(11)
Pagal Hamesha Pareshan Kyon Rehta Hai?
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Chalo Chhodo, Ye Tumhara Niji Mamla Hai..!!

(12)
Agar Aap Pagal Ho to Miscall Dena,
Mahapagal Ho to Sms Karna,
Bewakuf Ho to Call Karna,
Or Tino Ho to Chup Rahke Kuch Bhi Mat Karna..

(13)
This Is My Leg..
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Itni Der Dabane Ke Liye Thanks..
Mujhe Ab Kafi Achcha Mehsus Ho Raha Hai..!!

(14)
Bandar Ka Beta/Beti Apne Baap Se Bola:
Papa.. Papa.. Mujhe Shaadi Karni Hai..
Baap Bola:
Beta Abhi Thoda Intezar Karo,
DULHA/DULHAN Abhi SMS Padh Raha Hai..



(15)
Kisi Ne Dil Badal Liya,
Kisi Ne Dhadkan Badal Li,
Aapke Paas Kuch Nahi Tha Badalne Ko..?
To Aapne Mandir Jaa Kar Chappal Badal Li..

CHAPPAL CHOR!!

(16)
Aasman Me Dekho Ishwar Ka Khubsurat Sama,
Dharti Pe Dekho Ishwar Ka Khubsurat Karishma,
Ab Aaine Me Dekho Ishwar Ka Sab Se Bada “NAMUNAA”..

(17)
Aapki 1 Baat Hame Bahut Pasand Hai,
Aap Jab Bhi Kam Karte Hai,
Dil Lagake Karte Hai.. Qki..
Dimag Ka ‘OPTION’ To Aapke Pas Hai Hi Nai..

(18)
Pyaar Ko Mat Chhupao Use Zarurat He Jatane Ki,
Apne Talent Ko Mat Chhupao Use Zarurat He Badhane Ki,
Plzz Ab Or Perfume Mat Lagao,
Apko Zarurat He Nahane Ki..

(19)
Kash Aap Bakra Hote Main Aapko Ghass Khilata,
Pyaar Se Aapke Seeng Sehlata Or,
Puchta… Pagal Kaun?? Aap Ya Mein??
Or Aap Pyaar Se Bolte… “MEIN MEIN”

(20)
Khuda Ne Aapki Bhukh Dekhi To Bhojan Banaya,
Pyaas Dekhi To Paani Banaya,
Tumko Nind Aayi To Bister Banaya,

Aur Bina Dosto K Dekha To Mujhe Fasayaa..

(21)
Aur Ek Chand? Possible
Aur Ek Suraj? Possible
Aur Ek Friend Tere Jaisa? Impossible..
Kyuki Manufacturing Locha Sirf Ek Hi Bar Hota Hai..

(22)
Bhagwan Aapko Dher Sari Girlfriend De,
Jo ‘Mayawati’ Jaisi Sundar,
‘Jaylalita’ Jaisi Slim,
‘Mamta Banerjee’ Jaisi Shant Aur,
‘Pratibha Patil Jaisi Jawan Ho..

(23)
5 Lovable Word ‘I Am Alone Without U’
4 Pleasant Word ‘I Care 4 U’
3 Sweet Word ‘I Miss U’
2 Special Word ‘Dear Friend’
1 Important Word ‘LAPETTT….’

(24)
Suraj Se Achca Sitara Nahi Koi,
Hamare Jaisa Rishta Doosra Nahi Koi,
Chahe Saari Duniya Dhoondhlo,
Mujhsa PYAARA, Aapsa AWAARA Nahi Koi..

(25)
KBC Main Amitabh Ji Ne Mujse Pucha: Duniya Me Sabse Bada Gadha Kaun He?

Maa Kasam Maine 5 Crore Thukra Diye, Par Tera Naam Nahi Bataya..

(26)
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Isme 1 Gayab Hai..
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Fir Padho
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Sharam Nahi Aati
ABCD Me ‘1’ Kaha Aata Hai??
Naam Duba Diya School Ka..!!

(27)
Maine Pucha AKKAL Kya Hoti He?
Aasman Bola: Bahot Buland Hoti He,
Sagar Bola: Bahot Gehri Hoti He,
Aap Ne Jawab Diya: ‘AKKAL’ Ye Kya Hoti He..??

(28)
PYAAR Ka Matlab:
Jgsigb
Hbsignvm Nz
Ilusrhgjbsdhs

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Nahi
Samaj Aa Raha Na?

Forward Kar De
Patthar Dil

Tu Kya Jaane Pyaar Ke Jazbaat Or Bhasha Ko...

(29)
Chand Pe Kali Ghata Chhati To Hogi,
Sitaaron Ko Muskurahat Aati To Hogi,
Tum Kitna Bhi Chhupalo Duniya Se Par,
Akele Me Aine Me Dekh  Ke Tumhein Apne Chehre Pe Hansi To Aati Hi Hogi..

(30)
Phool Insaano Se Jyada Khubsurat Hote He,
Par Kuch Log Phoolon Se Bhi Jyada Khubsurat Hote He
 Jaise Ki

“Aap”



‘Mujhe Hi Dekh Lo…’

(31)
Ha Ha Ha Ha Hahahahah
Hehehehehehe
Huhuhuhuhuhu
Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi
Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho…
Bura Mat Man na Yaar Wo Bas Teri Shakal Yaad Aa Gai To Hansi Chhut Gai

(32)
Jabse Tumko Dekha He,

Mera

Raat-Din,
Subha-Sham,
Khate-Pite,
Sote-Jagte,
Har Waqt Hans Hans Ke Bura Haal He

(33)
Ek Job Hai Tere Liye, Railway Me,
Salary: 30,000/-
Kam: Wo Rajdhani Express Ki Head Light Toot Gayi He,
To Tujhe Train Ke Aage Torch Leke Bhagna Hai Bas..

(34)
Zindagi Me Agar Tumhe Kuch Ban Na Ho,
Kuch Paana Ho,
To Hamesha Apne Dimag Ki Suno,
Agar Dimag Se B Koi Jawab Na Aye To,
Aankhein Band Kar Ke
Socho
Kya Mere Pas Dimag Hai!!!

(35)
Niche Dekho FRIENDSHIP Day Gift:
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Ek Ghumake Thappad Padega To Pata Chalega..
Aj Friendship Day Hai??
Jab Dekho Tab Nikal Padte Ho Gift Lene, Muft Me Aati He Kya??

Kanjoos, Lalchi...

(36)
Agar Tera Pyaar Paana Hai To..
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Mera Pyaar Screwdriver Hai….

(37)
Pyar na Rahe to Wafa Kaun Karega,
Dost na Rahe to Dosti Kaun Karega,
Khuda salamat rakhe Tumhe Varna,
Bandar ki Tarah Uchal-Kud Kaun Karega??

(38)
Kya Zamana Aa Gaya Hai Technology Ka,

Ek Waqt Tha Jab Log Msg Kabutar Ke Dwara Bhejte The..
Ek Aaj Ka Waqt Hai, Hum Msg Kabutaro Ko Bhej Rahe Hai..
Jaa..Hurr Hurr..

(39)
Meri Muskurahat Ko Itne Gaur Se Na Dekh Mere Yaar..
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Kyunki,
Tujhe Dekh Ke To Kisi Ki Bhi Hansi Nikal Jati Hai..

(40)
A True Saying:


“You Can’t Be Good Friends Forever Without Insulting Each Other Constantly”

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Fun with Smart Husband and Cute Wife Jokes in Hindi

Husband and Wife Marriage Jokes in Hindi,  Funny Pati Panti SMS & Relationship Messages

Now Smslootere.com team presents one more funny SMS category ‘Husband Wife Jokes in Hindi’ for our readers. Many modern couples who lives with tense all the time because of work tress and for any other reason, they needs some funny idea’s for better relationship. So we gives here big collection of husband wife love SMS, funny marriage jokes, Pati-Patni messages, husband and wife relationship quotes in Hindi. Share these collection with your partner and put a big smile on your life partner’s face.

Husband and Wife Jokes in Hindi

Husband and Wife Jokes SMS in Hindi

(1)
Wife: Shadi Ke Certificate Mein Kya Dhundh Rahe Ho?
Husband: Expiry Date..!!

(2)
Wife: Agar Me Marr Jau To Tum Kya Karoge?
Husband: Shayad Me Bhi Marr Jaunga.
Wife: Kyon?
Husband: Kabhi Kabhi Zyada Kushi Janleva Hoti Hai..

(3)
Pati - Tere Baap Ki Ungli Karne Ki Aadat Gayi Nahi ?
Biwi – Kyu? Ab Kya Hua?
Pati - Aaj Phir Se Pooch Rahe The...
"Meri Beti Se Shaadi Karke Khush Ho Na"

(4)
Wife: Batao Tumhe Me Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon?
Husband: Bahut Zyada.
Wife: Fir Bhi Batao Kitni?
Husband: Itni Ki Dil Karta Hai Tere Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aun.

(5)
Wife: Agar Me Kho Jau, To Tum Kya Karoge?
Husband: Me Nirmal Baba Ke Paas Jaunga.
Wife: Tum Baba Se Kya Kahoge?
Husband: Baba Kirpa Aani Shuru Ho Gayi He.

(6)
Patni(Tare Dikhte): Batao Wo Kon Si Chiz He Jo Tum Roz Dekh Sakte Ho Par Tod Nahi Sakte?
Pati: Me Nahi Bataunga.
Patni: Bolo Na Plz.
Pati: Tera MUHH..

(7)
Wife Ne Ek Sign Board Dekha:
Banarsi Saree 10/-
Nylon 8/-
Cotton 5/-
Wife Khush Hoke Apne Husband Se: Mujhe Rs. 500 Do, Me 50 Saree Kharidungi.
Husband: Birbal Ki Maa, Istri Ki Dukan Hai Woh..


(8)
WIFE: Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Ki Agar Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To?
HUSBAND: Nahi, Main Kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Sochta..!

(9)
Husband: Kya Tum Mere Jivan Ka Chand Banogi?
Wife: Aww Haa.. Jaanu..!
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Husband: Bahut Khub! To..
Mujhse 9,955,887.6 Kms Door Raho..!!

(10)
Patni Ko Begum Kyu Kehte Hai?
Jawab: Kyonki Shaadi Karne Ke Baad Sare Gum To Pati Ke Hisse Mein Aa Jate Hai,
Isliye Patni Be-Gum Ho Jati Hai!!

(11)
Biwi Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To Uska Pati Use Ghur Raha Tha!
Biwi Romantic Hokar Boli: Kya Karne Ka Irada Hai?
Pati Ne 2 Thappad Maara Or Bola Mere Garam Pani Se Kyu Nahayi..

(12)
Husband, Ek Baba Ka Pravachan Sunke Aya Aur Patni Ko Godd Me Utha Liya,
Wife Boli - Babaji Ne Pranay Leela Karne Ko Kaha Hai Kya?
Husband - Nahi Rajjo, Baba Ne Kaha He Ki Apna Dukh Khud Uthana Chahiye.

(13)
Pati Apni Patni Se:
Na Kajre Ki Dhar,
Na Motiyo Ki Haar,
Na Koi Kiya Singar,
Fir Bi Kitni Sundar Ho..
Patni Boli: Sidhe Se Bol Dona Ki
Make Up Ke Liye Rupaye Nahi Milege.

(14)
SUN & WIFE Mein Kya Samanta Hai..??
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Bahut Hi Aasan He,

Aap Dono Ki Samne Ghur Ghur Ke Nahi Dekh Sakte..!


(15)
Kitna Bebaas Hai Insaan Apni Qismat Ke Aage,
Har Sapna Tut Jata Hai Haqiqat K Aage,
Jis Ne Kabhi Kisi Ke Age Jhukna Nahi Sikha,
Wo Bhi Jhuk Jata Hai Apni Biwi Ke Aage..

(16)
Wife (Ghusse Se): Tumhare Bheje Me To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!
Husband (Bade Pyar Se): To Fir Itni Der Se Kha Kyu Rahi Ho??

(17)
Begum: Kuch Aisa Kaho Na Jisse Mein Khush Bhi Ho Jau Aur Khafaa Bhi Ho Jau.
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Shohar: Tum Meri Zindagi Ho, Aur Lanat Hai Aisi Zindagi Par...

(18)
Husband: Har Vivahit Insaan Sundar Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Ye Bhool Jata He Ki Wo Vivahit Hai.
Wife: Nahi, Balki Insaan Ko Tabhi Yaad Aata Hai Ki Wo Bechara Vivahit Hai.

(19)
Patni: (Car Ki Ummid Me) Mujhe Esi Gift Do Ki Mein Jab Us Par Hu Wo 5 Second Mein 0 Se 100 Par Pachoch Jaye.
Pati Ne: Weighing Machine Gift Kar Diya..!

(20)
Husband Ek Khubsurat Ladki Se: Kya Aap Mere Saath 2min Baat Kar Sakti Ho?
Ladki: Kyu?
Husband: Meri Wife Ghum Ho Gai Hai, Par Mein Jab Kisi Or Ladki Se Baat Karta Hu Wo Kahi Se Bhi Mujhe Dhundh Leti Hai..

(21)
Biwi: Kal Jo Bhikhari Aaya Tha Wo Bahot Kharab Tha.
Pati: Wo Kyu?
Biwi: Mene Kal Use Khana Diya Or Aaj Usne Mujhe Ek Book Gift Ki ‘Khana Kaise Banate He.’

(22)
Wife: Kuch Saal Pehle Mera Figure Pepsi Ki Bottle Ki Tarah Tha.
Husband: Wo To Ab Bhi Hai, Bas Pehle Bottle 300ml Ki Hi Thi,
Ab Bottle 2Ltr Ki Ho Gayi..

(23)
Pati: Hypnotism Kise Kehte Hai?
Patni: Kisi Ko Apne Vaashh Me Karke Use Mann Chaha Kam Karvana.
Pati: Are Nahi Use To Shaadi Kehte He.

(24)
Jab Apki Patni Apse Kahe Ki,
‘Mujhe Tumse Jaruri Baat Karni Hai..’
Wo Ek Line Me Itna Power He Ki Wo Apko ‘Apni Life Me Kiye Hue Sabhi Galat Kam Ko Yaad Karva Deta He..’

(25)
Husband: Agar Operation Ke Dauran Me Marr Jau To Tum Isi Doctor Se Shadi Kar Lena.
Biwi: Aisa Kyun Bol Rahe Ho?
Husband: To Tum Kya Chahti Ho Me Us Doctor Ko Maaf Kar Du?

(26)
Patni: Ye Kya Hai Ji, Aap Roz Subah Mere Muhh Pe Pani Kyu Dalte Ho?
Pati: Kyon Ki, Mujhe Tere Baap Ne Kaha Tha.. Ki
Meri Beti Phul Si Najuk Hai, Ise Kabhi Murjhane Mat Dena..!

(27)
Har Kamyab Insaan Ke Piche 1 Aurat Hoti Hai,
Jo Use Itna Pareshan Karti Hai Ki..
Wo Insaan Harr Ke Dukhi Hokar,
Apne Kam Me Itna Ulajha Rehta Hai Ki..
Kamyabi Khud Uske Pas Aake Uske Kadam Chumti Hai.

(28)
Begum: Aap Ki 3 Begum or Bhi Hai? Ye Tumne Nikah Se Pehle Q Nahi Bataya.
Shohar: Maine Bataya To Tha Ki Mein Tumhe Mallika, Rani Or Shehzadi Ki Tarah Rakhuga..

(29)
Ek Nayi Book Ki Lakhon Copies 2 Din Me Hi Bik Gayi, Kyunki Title Ke Typing me Thodi Galati Ho Gai Thi.
Book Ka Name Tha..
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“AN IDEA CAN CHANGE YOUR WIFE (LIFE)”

(30)
Ek Admi Ki Nayi Nayi Shaadi Hui Thi, Par Fir Bhi Wo Der Tak Office Me Kam Karta Tha.
Ye Dekh Kar Boss Ne Pucha: Kya Baat Hai?
Admi Ne Bola Ki Uski Patni Bhi Job Karti He, Isliye Jo Ghar Jaldi Pahochta He Use Khana Banana Padta He.

(31)
Ek Husband Ki Wife Mar Gai Or Wo Uska Antimsanshkar Kar K Laut Raha Tha
Usi Waqt Jor Se Bijli Kadki, Badal Garje Or Jor Se Barish Hue.
Dukhi Husband Ne Apne Sath Aaye Hue Logo Se Kaha ‘Lagta Hai Pahuch Gayi..’

(32)
Biwi: Jaanu Kya Tumhe Pata Hai,
Jannat Me Miyaa - Biwi Ko Ek Saath Nahi Rehne Dete.
Husband: Pagli, Isi Liye To Use Jannat Kehte He..

(33)
Wife: Me Agar Mount Everest Chadh Gai To Tum Mujhe Kya Gift Doge??
Husband: Kya Tum Bhi, Ye Bhi Koi Puchne Wali Baat He..! DHAKKAA…!

(34)
Biwi: Jaanu Sunona, Jab Aapne Pehli Bar Mera Ghungat Uthaya Tha Tab Mein Kaisi Lag Rahi Thi?
Pati: Maa Kasam Agar Hanuman Chalisa Yaad Na Hoti To Marr Hi Gaya Hota.

(35)
Ek Hara Hua Business Man Apni Moti Wife Se:
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Tum Meri Life Ka Ek Lota Investment Ho Jo DOUBLE Hua Hai.

(36)
Wife: Aaj Kyu Jaldi Office Se Aa Gaye??
Husband: Mere Boss Ne Mujhse Kaha ‘Go To Hell’ Isliye..!!

(37)
Miyaa-Biwi Me Jagda Hua.
Dusre Din Subah Husband Ne Apni Biwi Ko Dudh Ka Glass Diya.
Biwi: Apni Galti Ka Ehsaas Ho Gaya..!
Husband: Nahi, Aaj Nagpanchami He. To Ye Le NAGIN Dudh Pi Le..

(38)
Pati: Maayke Jake Bhi Kyu Roj Phone Karti Ho?
Patni: Kyon Ki Tumhe Roj Ye Yaad Rahe Ke Musibat Abhi Tali Nahi Hai.

(39)
Wife: Tum Kal Hamari Padosan Ke Saath Film Dekhne Gaye The..?
Husband: Kya Karu..Aaj Kal Esi Film Kaha Banti He Jo Biwi Bachche Ya Parivar Ke
Saath Bethke Dekh Sake..!

(40)
Admi: Mere Bal Ekdum Chhote Kat De..
BARBER: Kitne Chhote Katu..?
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Admi: Itne Chote Ki Meri Biwi Inhe Khinch Na Paye..
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Funny SMS and Comedy Quotes Collection in Hindi

Funny SMS and Comedy Quotes Collection in Hindi

I think you are looking for funny jokes SMS for sending your friend’s mobile phone. Then you are on right page, because this is Smslootere.com, this is fun express. Here you get Hindi chutkule, comedy quotes, funny jokes sms in Hindi, collection of Humorous jokes and also Santa Banta Jokes.

Funny SMS and Comedy Quotes Collection in Hindi

(1)
1. Smoking
2. Drinking
3. Charas
4. Ganja
5. Chicken
6. Mutton
7. Masala
8. Oily Food
9. Sleep
10. Pollution HEART ATTACK HA! HA! HA!
“Dus Bahane Karke Le Gaya Dil..!”

(2)
Kya Aapne Kabhi Socha Hai Ki,
Girtey Logo Ko Dekh Taare Kya Wish Mangtey Hoge??

(3)
Prem Sadaa ke Liye Hota Hai,
Bas Premi Badal Jatey Hai…!!

(4)
Maine Tumse Pyaar kiya, Tere Baap ne Mujhko Pitaa,
Maine Tumse Pyaar kiya, Tere Baap ne Mujhko Pitaa,
Taan ki Shakti, Mann ki Shakti, Bournvita..

(5)
Ek Aadmi ko kya Kahenge Jo Permanently India Chhod kar Videsh Settle Hone Ja Raha hai?
HINDUSTAN LEVER

(6)
Maine Tujhe Dekhaa,
Dekhta Rahaa, Dekhta Hi Gayaa,
Fir Mujhe Chasmaa Laag Gaya..

(7)
Agar Aap Nili Nadi me Laal Patthar Fekoge to Kya Hoga?
Wo Gilaa Ho Jayega!


(8)
Sardar: Station jaane k kitne rupey loge?
Autowala: 100 rupey.
Sardar: 30 lelo.
Autowala: 30 me koun leke jayega?
Sardar: tum piche bheth jao Mein leke jaunga.

(9)
Ishq me aaj ye anjaam paya hai,
Haath-pair hai toote, muhh se b khoon ayaa hai,
Jab Hospital pahoche to Nurse ne farmaya,
BAHARO PHOOL BARSAO KISIKA MEHBOOB AAYA HAI!!

(10)
Judge: tum kis jurm me giraftar hue ho?
Sardar: Jaldi Kharidari karne ke liye.
Judge: par, ye Apradh nahi kaha jata. Waise tum kitni jaldi kharidari kar rahe the?
Sardar: dukan khulney ke Pehle..

(11)
Kayi Saalon ki Research ke bad Doctor Saheb,
Sarva Sammati se is Natijhe par pahunche he ki:
Jhukaam ke liye Behtarin Chhej..
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‘RUMAAL’ hai..

(12)
Me Tumhe Apne Dil ke Jazbaat kin Shabdo me Bayan karu?
Shayad in Shabdo se baat ban jaye..:
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‘GO TO HELL’

(13)
Na Sachchai Badi hai, Na Khuddari Badi hai,
Na Bhalai Badi hai, Na Imaandari Badi hai,
Bada to Wo hai jiske Ghar ke Bahar,
Mercedes Benz khadi hai…

(14)
Jane Wo kaisa hoga,
Jane Wo aisa hoga,
Ya Fir Waisa hoga…,
Jyada Soch maat,
Tere Sapno ka Rajkumar ‘Johnny Lever’ jaisa hoga..


(15)
Apki Adaa -Apki Smile,
Apka Chehraa,
Apka Chalna - Apka Bolna,
Apka Sharmana,
Apki Zulfe - Apki Aankhe,
Apka Andaaz…

Ufff…!! Koi ek Cheez to Thik hoti…

(16)
Aapke liye ek Film me Baat ki hai,
Chhota sa Role hai,
Heroine Apko Khandar me le jakar Goli mar degi…
Film hai -
“Khandar me Fattu ki Maut”!

(17)
Gabbar: Thakurrrrr ye Mobile Humko De De
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Thakur: Ja Ja Aabe Hath – Pair ki Masti Hoti hai,
Mobile ki Masti Nahi Kartey..

(18)
Who Iss Kadar Unki Lash Se Lipaatt Kar Roye,
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Ke Lash Khud Uth Kar Bol Padi,
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Le Pehle Tu Marja..
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Badtameez Kabse Upar Hi Gire Ja Raha Hai..

(19)
Chhota Rasta Bhi Lamba Lagne Lagta Hai,
Jab Koi Saath Nahi Hota,
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Aur Lamba Rasta Bhi Chhota Lagne Lagta He.
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Jab
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“Kutte Pichhe Pad Jate Hai”

(20)
Ek Asaan sa Sawal Aapke Liye..
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RAMAYAN me,
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”RAM JI AUR SITA JI” ka
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Surname kya tha?
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Ab Dikhao Aapna Hunnaarr..!!

(21)
Bhayanak Badla By A Boy:
Usne Mera Dil Toda,
Meine Uska Apple iPhone 5
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Baaki Aap Khud Hisaab Laga Lo Ki Kon Jyada Roya Hoga..

(22)
Roj - Roj Weight Check kar ke Kya karna hai,
Ek Din Sab ko Marna hai,
Chaar Din Zindagi ke Khushi Se Jiiee Le,
Mere dost..,
Agle Janam Mein Fir 2.5kg Se Hi Start Karna Hai..

(23)
God Bhi Engineer hai, kaise Boleto..
BRAHMA – System Installer
VISHNU – System Supporter
SHIVA – System Programer
NARAD – Data Transferer
YAMRAAJ – Deleter
APSARA – Virus

(24)
Koi Gum Nahi Par Fir Bhi Dil Udas Hai,
Tujse Rishta To Nahi Fir Bhi Ehsaas Hai,
Kehne Ko Apne To Kai He Magar Tu Ek Khas Hai,

Zyada Emotional Mat Hona Uper  Likha Sab Bakwaas Hai..

(25)
Boy: Tum Mujse Shaadi Karo Gi?
Girl: Nahi.
Boy: Lekeen Kyu?
Girl: Mere Ghar Wale Nahi Mane Ge.
Boy: Ghar Main Kaun Kaun He?
Girl: 1 Paati Aur 3 Bachche..

(26)
11 Funny Shops' Name:
1) Gandhi Hair Saloon
2) Mallika Textiles
3) Kalmadi Constructions
4) Jayalalita Fitness Club
5) Dharmendra Dance Academy
6) Mayawati Beauty Parlour
7) Yamraj Travels
8) Inzamam English Classes
9) Manmohan Public Speaking School
10) Salman Marriage Bureau
11) Rakhi Satsang Kendra.

(27)
4 Ladkiya Group Mein Ye Bol Sakti Hai Ki:
Tera Bhai Bada Mast Dikhta Hai.. Intro To Karva…
Par 4 Ladke Group Mein Yenahi Bol Sakte Ki:
Teri Behen To Maal Lagti Hai…..
Isse Kehte Hain Ladko Ke SANSKAAR..!!

(28)
Ladke Kyu Sabhi Ladkiyon Ko ‘Item’ Bolte Hai??
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Kyuki,
Item Matlab ‘Maal’
Maal Matlab ‘Paisa’
Paisa Matlab ‘Laxmi’
Aur Ladkiya Toh Ghar Ki Laxmi Hoti Hai..
Rishta Wahi Soch Nayi…

(29)
Shadi Ka Din Ek Aisa Din Hota Hai Jab,
Dulha Khursi Pe Bethe Bethe Aas Pass Dekh Ke Sochta Hai,
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Yaar, Ye Sab ‘Maal’ Pehle Kaha Tha??

(30)
Koi Tumpe Patthar Fenke To Uss Par Phool Fenk Na..
Par Itna Dhyan Rakhna Ki Phool,
‘GAMLE’ Ke Saath Hona Chahiye !
Think Different..!

(31)
Sirf 2 Types Ke SANCHAAR Puri Duniya Mein Sabse Fast Aur Best Hai..
1. E-Mail
Aur
2. Female
Ek Pal Me Idhar Ki Baat Udhar..!

(32)
Aaj Ka Suvichar:
Jaldbaji Me Shadi Karoge To Zindagi Ki Vatt Laga Doge,

Aur Soch Samaj Ke Karoge To Bhi Kya Ukhad Loge..??!!

(33)
Pehli Nazar Me Laga Ki Wo Meri Hai,
Uski Aankhen Samunder  Se Bhi Gehri Hai,
Propose Kar-Kar Ke Thaak Gaya,
Fir Pata Chala Ki Wo To Behri Hai..

(34)
Girl: Mujhe Kahi Mehengi Jagah Ghumane Le Jao.
Boy: Chal Taiyar Ho Ja, Petrol Pump Le Chalta Hu..

(35)
1 Ladke Ne Ladki Ko Propose Kiya.
Ladki Ne Use Bahut Maara, Utha Ke Patka.

Maar Kha Ke Ladka Utha, Kapde Jhatke Or Bola – To Me Inkaar Samju..??

(36)
Bapu Ne Nayi Car Li Or Uske Darwaje Pe Kya Likhvaya..??
Socho
?
Socho
?
?
Socho?
Darwaja Bahar Ki Side Kholna.. haha..

(37)
Zindagi Ek Bus-Stop He,
Har Ladki 1 Bus He,
Iske Pichhe Bhago To Chali Jati He,
Khade Raho To Dusri Aati Hai..

(38)
Mai Soch Raha Tha K Daru Chhod Du..
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Par..
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Is Duniya Me Sab Log Kaminey Hai,
Kisi K Pas Chhod Deta To Pee Lete..

Isliye Nahi Chhodi.. Haha…

(39)
Character Makes Difference:
GF: Peeke Gadi Mat Chala Bahut Accident Ho Rahe Hai.
BF: Thanx Baby, U R So Carring.
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Frnd: Peeke Gadi Mat Chala Bahut Accident Ho Rahe Hai.
Boy: Tere Baap Ko Mat Sikha Kaminey..

(40)
Aaj Ki Young Generation Ko Sab Se Zyada Tention Kab Hoti Hai?

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Exam Papers Mein??
Nahi.
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Jab Wo So Kar Uthe Aur Unka Mobile Unke Pass Naho … Tab!!
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Happy Valentine's Day SMS Messages – Romantic Shayari for Girlfriend/ Boyfriend – Hindi & English

Happy Valentine's Day SMS Messages – Romantic Shayari for Girlfriend/ Boyfriend – Hindi & English

Actually 14th Febuary is Saint Valentine's Day, and we all know and celebrate this day as Valentine's Day. As celebration of this event loved ones exchange candy, flowers and other valentine gifts between each other. For this special day our team Smslootere.com gives here some selected happy valentine's day SMS, romantic messages, quotes and Love Shayari for girlfriend or boyfriend in Hindi & English. This collection will be very useful to wish to your valentine person.

Happy Valentine's Day SMS Messages – Romantic Shayari for Girlfriend/ Boyfriend – Hindi & English

(1)
If I Never Met You, I Wouldn't Like You
If I Didn't Like You, I Wouldn't Love You
If I Didn't Love You, I Wouldn't Miss You
But I Did, I Do, and I Will.
Happy Valentine's Day Dear!

(2)
Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone
How much you love, how much you care.
Because when they will gone,
No matter how loud you, shout you and cry you,
They won't hear you anymore!

(3)
Pyar shabdo ka mohtaj nahi Hota
Dil me Har kisi ke raz nahi Hota
Kyun intezaar karte Hai sabhi valentine day ka
Kya saal ka Har din pyar ka Haqdaar nahi Hota?

(4)
My heart is like an open book,
It depends on how you read me.
Don’t judge me by my cover...
Look in and discovr...
I will b ur true lover
Forever...

(5)
Love so much my heart is sure,
As time goes on I love you more, Your happy smile & Your loving face,
No one will ever take your place.
Wish you a Happy Valentine's Day!

(6)
I Love Three Things,
The Sun, The Moon & You,
The Sun For The Day,
The Moon For The Night, &
You For Ever My Love!!

(7)
Kaanto ke badle phool kya doge
Aansoon ke badle khushi kya doge
Hum chahate aap se umar bhar ka saath
Hamare iss sawal ka jawab kya doge…


(8)
No poems no fancy words,
I just want the world to know that ‘I LOVE YOU My Princess’
With all my heart, Happy Valentines Day.

(9)
Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling
If we could decide who to love,
Then, life would be much simpler,
But then less magical.

(10)
Socha aap say baaat karoon,
Phir socha, ek mulaqaat karoon,
Phir socha, kyun na intezaar karoon,
Phir socha, kyun na ek kaam karoon,
Ek piyaara sa sms aap ke naam karoon,
Happy Valentines Day!

(11)
Don’t love a friend like a flower, Because a flower dies after season,
Love them like a river, Because river flows forever!!!

(12)
Wen things go wrong... 
Wen sadness fills ur heart... 
Wen tears flow in ur eyes... 
Always remember three things 
1) I'm with u... 
2) Still with u... 
3) Will Always b...

(13)
Kabhi hasata hai pyaar,
Kabhi rulata hai pyaar,
Har pal ki yaad dilata hai yeh pyaar,
Chaho ya na chaho,
Par aapke hone ka ehsaas dilata hai yeh pyaar…

(14)
Love Is Not Only About Romance,
Its About Caring For Another Person More Then Yourself.


(15)
Aankhon ki berukhi acchi nahi hoti,
Yaaron se doori achhi nahi hoti
Kabhi kabhi mila kariye hamse,
Dear Har waqt SMS se baat puri nahi hoti…

(16)
The smallest word is I, 
The sweetest word is LOVE, &
The dearest person 
In the world is You My Dear!! 
Thats Y I Love You.

(17)
Apke aane se zindagi kitni Khubsurat hai,
Dil me basi hai jo wo apki hi Surat hai,
Door jaana nahi humse kabhi bhulkar bhi,
Hume har kadam per aapki Zarurat hai.
Happy Valentine’s Day!

(18)
Love means to see someone with closed eyez, 
To miss some one in crowd, 
2 find some one in every thought, 
To live 4 some1, love some1,
But sure that sum1 is ONLY one!

(19)
I love my eyes when you look into them,
I love my name when you say it,
I love my heart when you love it,
I love my life when you are in it.

(20)
Jab samne hote ho tum ..
Na jane kyo hosh kho baith te hai hum..
Milti hai nazar jab jab tumse..
Sab kuch bhul jate hai hum..
Hoti hai tu itne kareeb..
Phir bhi dil ki baat kehne se ruk jate hum…
Happy valentine day!

(21)
Jati nahi aankhon se surat apki, 
Jati nahi dil se mohabbat apki, 
Mehsus ye hota hai , ab jine k liye 
Pehle se jyada jarurat hai aapki. 
Happy Valentines day!

(22)
I have liked many but loved very few.
Yet no-one has been as sweet as you.
I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue. 
Just for the pleasure of a moment with you.

(23)
Kaun rakhta hai yaad naamo ko,
Log chehere ko bhool jatey hain,
Tum samunder ke baat karti ho,
Log aankhon mein doob jatey hain.

(24)
I am feeling so happy, Do u know why?
Because I am so lucky, Do u know how?
Because God loves me. Do u know how?
Because He gave me a gift. Do u know what?
Its You My Love!!
Be My Valentine!!!

(25)
U r unique,
U r caring, &
U r the Best,
And I am the luckiest to have U in my life!
Happy Valentine's Day my sweet heart!

(26)
Kitna bhi chaho, na bhool paoge
Hum se jitna dur jaoge nazdik paoge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do Yaadein meri,
Magar…
Kya sapno se juda kar paoge humein.
Happy Valentine’s Day!

(27)
Kaise Kahun Ki Apna Bana Lo Mujhe 
Bahon Mein Apni Sama Lo Mujhe 
Aaj Himmat Kar Ke Kahta Hu Ki 
Main Tumhara Hu Ab Tum Hi Samhalo Mujhe.. 
Happy Valentines day!

(28)
Chehre Pe Banawat Ka Gussa,
Aankhon Say Chalakta Pyar Bhi Hai,
Is Shauq-E-Ada Ko Kya Kahiye
Inkar Bhi Hai Iqraar Bhi Hai..
Ajj Iqraar Kar Hi Do…Dear...
Q ki Aaj Valentine’s Hai..

(29)
Its hard 2 act as loving to one whom u realy don’t love,
But it is harder 2 act as not loving the person whom u really love.

(30)
You are the twinkle of my eyes,
The smile on my lips,
The joy of my face,
Without you I am incomplete. 
So, Be My Valentine

(31)
1000′S Of People Spend Their Whole Lives Trying To Find Their True Love,
Some Even Die Before They Find Them,
But I Was Lucky Enough To Find You,
I Love You!

(32)
I asked God for a flower, he gave me a bouquet
I asked God for a minute, he gave me a day
I asked God for true love, he gave me that too
I asked for an angel and he gave me you.
Happy Valentine Day!

(33)
Its not ur mistake if u cant read d eyes which cheats u.
But its really ur mistake if u can’t read d eyes which loves u.

(34)
My past says you met me 
My future says you will care 4 me 
My present says you will understand me 
But my heart says you will 
Always Remember ME!

(35)
Every time I look at you, My heart skips a beat
I wonder if you know, my love,
That my heart is at your feet
I leave it there for you to do
Whatever that you wish
You could take my heart,
And love me,
Or just leave me in this bliss.
Happy Valentine Day!

(36)
Pas Uske Main Rahu Woh Pal Nahi Aata, 
Yad Usko Na Kare Ek Pal Nahi Jata, 
Waqt Rehte Baat Puri Keh Nahi Pata, 
Ab Khwabon Mein Bhi Door Usse Reh Nahi Pata. 
Happy Valentines day!

(37)
In life luv is neither planned nor does it happen 4 a reason 
but when d luv is real 
it becums ur plan 4 life 
n reason 4 living..!

(38)
I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today.
I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever!

(39)
Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another.
Have a Good Day!

(40)
Today You’re Sad Because

You Didn’t Have Valentine, On This Valentine’s Day…..?
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But Did You Ever Notice
Some People Don’t Have Mother
On Mother’s Day
And Some Don’t Have Father
On Father’s Day …
So, Be Always Happly! And Best of Luck for Next All Valentine’s Day!!

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