Celebrate Kiss Day with Passionate Kissing Hindi SMS Messages

Kiss SMS Messages in Hindi

Kiss is expression of affection and love; it can also express sentiments of passion, respect, friendship and peace. The Roman people were very passionate about kissing, but other people are not behind them. So we (SMS Lootere Team), try to give the best collection of Kiss SMS in Hindi for girlfriend or boyfriend, funny kiss day love messages for husband or wife, first kiss SMS in 140 character or 160 words and more for our readers. If today is Kiss Day, then Happy Kiss Day to All.

Celebrate Kiss Day with Passionate Kissing Hindi SMS Messages

(1)
Us Ke "Honton" Ko
Chuma Tab Jake Ye Ehsas Huwa, Ki
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Ek Pani Hi Zaruri
Nahi Pyas Bhujane
K Liye..

(2)
'Pyaar vyaar to ek Bahanna hai, 

Ankhein milen na milen lips ko milaana hai. 

Yehi style hai sab Aashiqon ka, kya karein yar..... 
Raj, kapoor ka nahi, Emraan Hashmi ka Zamana hai.'

(3)
Mom: Boyfrnd jab tumse talk kare to bolna "DONT" or jab kiss karne lage to bolna "STOP"
2nd day Beti: Maa usne dono ko ek saath kar dala mainne kaha "DONT STOP"

(4)
Confidence or Over Confidence mai kya farq hai ?
Aap apni girlfrnd ko kiss kar sakte hain
Thats Confidence

Sirf or Sirf aap hi kar sakte hain 
Thats Over Confidence.

(5)
Question: Ye Ladkiyan KISSING Time Pe Aankhe Kyu Bhandh Karleti hai?
Guess........
Answer: Yeh Ladkiyan Ladko ko kabhi KHUSH nahi dekh sakti

(6)
Yar Ye Ladkiya Har Saal,
Rose Day Pe Rose,
Chcolt Day Pe Chcolt,
Tedy Day Pe Teddy
Mangti Rehti He
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Per Kiss Day Pe Kuch Nai Mangti,
This is not Fair Yar..

(7)
Woh bhi kya din the jab log hame dewano ki tarha kiss kiya karte the,
Magar apni Kismat to dekho, un dinon hum sirf 2 saal k huwa karte the!


(8)
'Mere Pas Aa Tujhe Mohabat Krna Sikha Dun, 
Tuje Itna Pyar Kru K Teri Ulfut Ko Hara Dun, 
Tere Badan Pe Apne Honton Ki Nishani Saja Dun,
Teri Masti me Apni Hasti Mita Dun,
Tere Honton Pe Apne Hont Rakh Kar Apni Payas Buja Dun,
Tuje Bahun Me Le Kar Duniya Bhula Dun, 
'Mere Pas Aa Tujhe Mohabat Krna Sikha Dun…

(9)
Girl: Iss Dress ka kya Price hia?
Shop keeper: Sirf 3 Kisses
Girl: Aur us Dress ka?
Shop keeper: 6 Kisses
Girl: Dono Dress pack kar do,
Bill Dadi Dengi.......

(10)
Zamana Bohat Kharab Hogaya Hai
Boy to Girl: Kya me aap ka haath choom sakta hoon?
Girl: Kyun, mere honton pe kaante lage hai kya. . . ?

(11)
Science Teacher:
Ager Kisi larki ko Heart attack aaye to usay Long
time Tak KISS karo, Woh theek ho jayegi,
Students: But sir usay attack kese dilaya jaye??

(12)
'Lady: Doctor mere lips pe 
infection ho gaya hai. 
Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti 
ho? 
Lady: Saal main 1 baar! 
Doctor: Infection nahi 
“ZANG” 
lag gaya hai,'

(13)
Boy: Agar mai tumhai Kiss karlu toh?
Girl: Main shor macha doongi.
Boy: Lekin yahaan to door-door tak koi nahi hai. 
Girl: I know but formality b koi cheez hoti hai

(14)
Aaj girlfriend ne kiya kiss
Aur jal gaya lips 
Aaj girlfriend ne kiya kiss
Aur jal gaya lips 
Kyoki wo kha kar aayi thi

Bingo red chili chips..


(15)
'Young Couple in Train’
Girl: there is pain in my hand 
Boy kisses her hand 

Girl: there is pain in my neck 
Boy kisses her neck 

Old man on other side: Beta Piles ka elaj b kartey ho?

(16)
Janu Aaj mera dil chah raha hai ke main tumhe kuchh karun 
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Kya?
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Kiss... 
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Kute, Kamine Abhi tu soch raha hai? 
Aur main kab ki intezar kar rahi hoon.

(17)
Sweet kiss - Sar par.
Lovely kiss - Gaalo par.
Most romantic kiss - Hontho par !
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And the hot kiss?
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Bike ke silencer par try it
"DAR KE AAGE JEET HE".

(18)
Best Reply Ever By a Girl
When She is Asked For A Kiss...
By Her Boyfriend
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Karlo...!

(19)
'Boy 2 Girl: 
Kya Mai Tumhain KISS Kar Sakta Hun? 
Girl: Zaleel 
Kameeny 
Kuttay 
Sharam Nahi Aati 

Tum Ne Ye Baat 

Kehne Mai 3 Mahine Laga Diye 
Karo Na!'

(20)
Latest Doha:
Miss U, Miss U Sab Kahe,
Par Actually Miss Kare Na Koi!
Ager Koi Kisi Ko Really Miss Kare,

To Fir KISS ka Inkar Kyo Hoi...

(21)
'One boy went to meet his girlfriend 
when he came back at home 
mom asked 
Kahaan gaye they ? 
Boy: us se milne 
Mom: Kis liye? 
Boy: haan, 2-3 Liye (Kiss)

(22)
Ek-Kiss ke baad aata kya hai??

Socho, Socho,
Sharmao mat..!!

Arre!! Ek-Kiss(21)
Ke baad Baa-iss(22)aata he..
Simple Si Ginti he aur kuch nahi.
Dirty Mind!

(23)
Ladki Ladke ko kiss karti he,
To ladke ke gal pe lipstick lag jati he.
Ladka kehta he ye kya kiya?
Ladki: Agar kuch acha karne se
Dag lagta he to dag ache he...

(24)
Us K Chor Jaane K Baad Ab Mohabbat Nahi Karte Kisi Say, Ae Dost
Thodi C To Umar Hai
Kiss Kiss Ko Aazmate Phirain
Happy Kiss Day!

(25)
Hum aashik, har kam me kamal kar de,
Jo wada kare wo pura har hal me kar de,
Kya jarurat hai ladkiyo ko lipstik lagane ki,

Hum chum-chum ke hi hoth lal kar de.

(26)
Dua hai aapki achi nokri ho,
1 achi chokri ho,
Aapko miss kare,
Mujhe kiss kare,
Apko puppi de,
Mujhe jhappi de,
Apke saath roye
Mere saath soye.
Happy Kiss Day

(27)
Teacher KG class ke bachhe se:
1 se 10 tak gino, me aapko KISS karungi...
BACCHA: 1 SE 100 tak ginu to kya package hai?

(28)
Ab Tujhe Hi Chahne Ko Jee Chahta Hai,
Teri Yaado Me Kho Jaane Ko Jee Chahta Hai,
Laga Di H Tumne Aisi Ishq Ki Aag,
Ki Choom Choom K Kha Jane Ko Ji Chahta Hai
Happy Kiss Day!

(29)
Democratic Difference between USA & India:

In USA you can Kiss in a Public Place but can't SUSU

In India You can SUSU in public place but cant Kiss.

(30)
Ladki saath ho to Hotel ka bill,
Ladki dur ho to Mobile ka bill,
Ladki na mile to Daru ka bill…
Isliye na lagao Dil
Na Aayega Bill
Pyar Se bolo Jai Lokpal Bill

Happy Kiss Day To My Friends!!

(31)
Samundar Me Pani Aur Pani Me Fish
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Wah Wah
Samundar Me Pani Aur Pani Me Fish
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Wah Wah
Aaj ke Din Aapko Wish Aur,
Aapki Girl Friend ko KISS.!
Ab Bolo Wah Wah...

(32)
Aaj Kal Dil Kar Raha Hai Ki Main... Tumhe..
Kabhi Bhi Mauka Dekh Kar...Sabke Samne...
Ek...K Ki Kis Kiss Kissa Sunau College Wala.

(33)
Talwar Ka Zakham To Dawa Se Thik Ho Jata Hai,
Magar…
Zuban Ka Zakham Kisi Dawa Se Nahi Thik Hota,
Wo To Sirf Kissing Se Hi Thik Hota He..!!

(34)
Hum bewafa to hain magar tere liye nahi,
Dekhe to hain Hasin both, magar tujh sa nahi kahin
Duniya tamam Rab ne banai hasin, magar
Banaya tujh sa kahin bhi nahi…
A beautiful Kiss for You………

(35)
Meri Dosti Ka Afsaana Bhi Hai,
Is Mein Pyar Ka Khazaana Bhi Hai,
Is Liye Chaahte Hai Aapse Ek Kiss Maangna,

Aur Aaj To Maangne Ka Bahaana Bhi Hai.

(36)
Sir: Kal Class main kyo Absent the?
Boy: Girlfriend se milne gaya tha.
Sir: Kis liye?
Boy: Yes Sir, 2-3 le liye!!

(37)
Arz kia hai
Pink lips are the Girls beauty...
Wah..Wah..
Pink lips are the Girls beauty..
And kissing them is Boys duty.

(38)
Mohabat Main Sab Maslon Ka Hal French Kiss Hai
Jo Larki French Kiss Na De Wo Bewafa Hai
French Kiss Boyfriend Ka Haq Hai.
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By-
“Profesor Imran Hashmi…!”

(39)
Aankhain Thi Kahan Itni Sharabi Pehle,
Chehra Tha Kahan Itna Kitabi Pehle,
Aaina To Zara Dekhiye ‘Kiss’ Ke Baad,
Kya Hont They Itne Hi Gulabi Pehle.!

(40)
Ek shamma andhere me jlaye rkhna
Subha hone ko he mahaul bnaye rakhna
Kon jane wo kiss gali se guzare
Har gali ko phulo se sajaye Rakhna…

Happy Kiss Day!

(41)
Kunwari Kanya Ko Miss Kehte Hai, Uske Chumban Ko Kiss Kehte Hai.
Miss Ko Kiss Karna Mushkil Hai, Isliye Kissmiss Ke Bhav Tej Rehte Hai.

(42)
Ek Ladaka (Gusseme): Apne padoswali ladki ko English nahi aati,
Father: Tumhe kaise malum?
Ladaka: Maine unse Kaha “Give Me A Sweet Kiss”
To usne muje Thappad mara, Saali Anpath, Gavaar, nahi samaj aata to na bolna chahiye.

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Poetry SMS - Poems on Life and Love in Hindi

Poetry SMS - Poems on Life and Love in Hindi

In today's increasingly busy world, Poetry on life and love is best way to express yourself freely in words. Poem is a form of literary art and specifies particular cultures and genres. Here, SmsLootere team gives some best Hindi Poetry SMS, Poetry on Life and Love in Hindi.

Poetry SMS - Poems on Life and Love in Hindi

(1)
Dekha Palat Ke Usne Ki, Hasrat Use Bhi Thi..
Main Jispe Mitt Gaya Tha, Mohabbat Use Bhi Thi..
Chup Ho Gaya Tha Dekh Kar, Wo Bhi Idhar Udhar..
Duniya Se Meri Tarah Shikayat Use Bhi Thi..
Ye Soch Kar Andhera Gale Se Lagaya..
Raaton Ko Jaagne Ki Aadat Use Bhi Thi..
Wo Mayoos Ho Gaya Mujhko Pareshan Dekhkar..
Us Din Raaz Khula Ki Meri Zarurat Use Bhi Thi..

(2)
1 Waqt Ki Ye Baat He, Suno Dost Kuch Aisa Hua:
Wo Mujhko Mili Ek Roz Main Usko Mila,
Ankhe Mili..
Dil Mile..
Izhaar Hua..
Iqraar Hua..
Khub Pyaar Hua..
Wo Chahne Lagi Main Chahne Laga..
Is Zamaane Ki Wajah Se Fir Kuch Aisa Hua..
Wo Chhod Gai Mujhe,
Me Bikhar Ke Tut Gaya..
Fir Arse Baad Kuch Aise Mile 1 Din,
Wo Tanha Thi..
Me Akela Tha..
Bas Hum Do The Aur Koi Na Tha..
Wo Mujhse Lipat Kar Khub Rone Lagi..
Bepanah Mujhe Chumne Lagi..
Me Tanha Bebas Raha..
Na Pyaar..
Na Izhaar Raha..
Bas Farq Sirf Itna Sa Raha,
Wo “MITTI KE UPAR” Roti Rahi,
Aur Me “MITTI KE ANDAR” Sota Raha..

(3)
Uske Bin Chup Chup Rehna Achcha Lagta Hai,
Khamoshi Se Ek Dard Ko Sehna Achcha Lagta Hai,
Jis Hasti Ki Yaad Mein Aansu Baraste Hai,
Samne Uske Kuch Na Kehna Achcha Lagta Hai,
Milkar Usse Bichad Na Jaye Darte Rehte Hai,
Isliye Bas Dur Hi Rehna Achcha Lagta Hai,
Jee Chahe Sari Khushiyan Laakar Usko De Du,
Uske Pyaar Mein Sab Kuch Khona Achcha Lagta Hai,
Uska Milna Na Milna Kismat Ki Baat Hai,
Pal Pal Uski Yaad Mein Rona Achcha Lagta Hai..


(4)
Tumhare Begair Ki Nayi Duniya Dekhi Hai Meine,
Jisme Suraj to Nikalta Hai, Par Subah Nahi Hoti,
Jisme Sapney To Hote Hai, Par Raat Nahi Hoti,
Usme Dhadkan To Hoti Hai, Par Dil Nahi Dhadakta,
Meri Raat,
Mera Dil,
Meri Dhadkan,
Meri Saans,
Aur Mera Vishwas,
Sab Kuch Tu Leja,
Bas Sirf Tera Pyaar Mujhe Deja..

(5)
Zindagi Ka Pehla Pyaar Kaun Bhulata Hai,
Ye Pehli Bar Hota Hai Jab Koi Khud Se Badh Kar Kisi Ko Chahta Hai,
Uski Pasand Uski Khwahish Mein Khud Ko Bhul Jata Hai,
Akele Me Uska Naam Likh Kar Muskurata Hai,
Baat Karne Se Pehle Sochta Hai Kya Kehna Hai,
Baat Hone Ke Baat Phir Kuch Kehna Reh Jata Hai,
Hota He Itna Khubsurat Agar Ye Pehla Pyaar,
To Jane Kyu Aksar Adhura Reh Jata Hai..!!

(6)
Chale wo Kadam Kadam Jo Saath Mere,
To Uske Saath Se Pyaar Ho Jaye,
Thaame Wo Pyaar Se Jo Haath Mera,
To Apne Haath Se Pyaar Ho Jaye,
Jis Raat Aaye Khwabon Me Wo,
Us Suhani Raat Se Pyaar Ho Jaye,
Jis Baat Me Aaye Jikar Uska,
To Usi Baat Se Pyaar Ho Jaye,
Jab Pukare Pyaar Se Wo Mera Naam,
To Apne Naam Se Hi Pyaar Ho Jaye,
Hota Hai Itna Khubsurat Ye Pyaar Agar,

TO KAASH USE BHI MERE PYAAR SE PYAAR HO JAYE..!!



(7)
Maine Use Puchha:
Manzile B Teri Thi Aur Rasta B Tera Tha,
1 Tera Pyaar Paa Lu Bas Wahi Sapna Mera Tha,
1 Me Akela Reh Gaya Aur Pura Shahar Tera Tha,
Sath Sath Rehne Ki Soch B Teri Thi,
Fir Akela Chhod Ke Jane Ka Khayal B Tera Tha,
Hatho Me Hath Lekar Mujhe Hasane Ki Kasam B Teri Thi,
Fir Meri Aankhon Me Aansu Ka Silsila B Tera Tha,
Me Kyu Yaha Tanha Reh Gaya, Mera Dil Sawal Karta Hai,
Kismat Teri Thi Par Kya… Khuda B Tera Tha…!!
Khuda Bola:
“Use Chahna Galti Teri Thi,
Use Chahne Ka Khayal B Tera Tha”
“Use Kyu Ho Gum Tere Jaane Ka,

Are Tu Ro… Kyunki Sachcha Pyaar To Tera Tha..”!!

(8)
Fark Sirf Itna Sa Tha:
Uski Doli Uthi Meri Mayyat Uthi,
Phool Us Par B The, Phool Mujh Par B The,
Mehfil Waha B Thi, Log Yaha B The,
Unka Hasna Waha, Inka Rona Yaha,
Saheliya Unki B Thi, Dost Mere B The,
Shlok Uske Padhe, Kuch Shlok Mere Padhe,
Qaazi Waha B Tha, Moulvi Idhar B Tha,
Wo Saaj Ke Gai, Mujhko Sajaaya Gaya,
Wo Uth Ke Gai, Mujhko Uthaya Gaya,
Fark Sirf Itna Sa Tha,
Usko Aapnaya Gaya,

Mujhko Dafnaya Gaya..

(9)
Pyaar:
Subah Aankhe Kholne Se Pehle,
Kisi Ka Chehra Dekhne Ki Tamanna Ho Wo Pyaar He,
Pure Din Ki Thakan,
Jiske Saath Bethne Ke Khayal Se Bhi Dur Ho Jaye Wo Pyaar He,
Sar Kisiki God Me Rakh ke,
Lage Ki Mann Halka Ho Gaya Wo Pyaar He,
Lakh Koshishe Karne Ke Bawjood Use Nafrat Na Kar Sako,
Use Bhula Na Sako Wo Pyaar He,
Ye Padhte Waqt Jiska Chehra Apke Khayalon Me Aaye,

‘Wo Pyaar He….’

(10)
Jara Socho Mere Yaaro..:
Jiska Saath Chahiye Wahi Dur Ho Jaye To Usse Jazbaat Kya Kahe..!
Jo Sach Kahe Aur Bura Lage To Usse Baat Kya Kahe..!
Jo Garv Se Vishwas Tode Usse Mann Ki Uljhane Kya Kahe..!
Itna Sab Dekhne Ke Bad Bhi Is DUNIYA Mein SAHARA Dhundhe..

Use ‘MURKH’ Nahi To Aur Kya Kahe..!!

(11)
Kitabo Ke Panne Palat Ke Sochte Hai,
Yu Palat Jaye Zindagi To Kya Baat Hai,
Tamnna Jo Puri Ho Khwabo Me,
Haqiqat Ban Jaye To Kya Baat Hai,
Kuch Log Matlab Ke Liye Dhundhte He Mujhe,
Bin Matlab Koi Aye To Kya Baat Hai,
Qatal Kar Ke To Sab Le Jayenge Dil Mera,
Koi Baaton Se Le Jaye To Kya Baat Hai,
Jo Sharif Ki Sharafat Me Baat Na Ho,
Wo, 1 Sharabi Keh Jaye To Kya Baat Hai,
Jee-Te-Jee To Khushi Denge Sabko,

Kisiko Meri Maut Pe Khushi Mil Jaye To Kya Baat Hai..!!

(12)
Mere Wajood Me Apni Wafa Ki Roshni Utar De,
Fir Itna Pyaar De Ke Mujhe Chaahton Se Maar De,
Bahot Udas Tha To Uth Kar Tere Paas Aa Gaya,
Kuch Aisi Baat Kar Jo Mere Dil Ko Qarar De,
Suna He Teri Ek Nazar Hi Sawaregi Zindagi,

Jo Ho Sake To Aaj Meri Zindagi Sawar De..

(13)
Badnaam Zamane Main Mohabbat Nahi Karte,
Dilwale To Dushman Se Bhi Nafrat Nahi Karte,
Ek Bar Jise Chaha Sada Uss Ke Rahe Phir,
Hum Log Amanat Main Kaynat Nahi Karte,
Tanhai Main Kar Lete Hai Yaad Aansu Baha Kar,
Zahir Kabhi Hum Apni Ibaadat Nahi Karte,
Waqt Aane Par Maloom Ye Ho Jayega Tum Ko,
Hum Sirf Dikhawe Ki Mohabbat Nahi Karte,
Likhte Hai Faqat Ek Tumhare Liye Ghazalein,

Har Shakhs Pe Hum Aise Inayaat Nahi Karte..

(14)
“Main Khush Hu”
Zindagi Hai Chhoti, Har 1 Pal Me Khush Hu,
Har Samay Me Khush Hu, Is Sanjog Me Bhi Khush Hu,
Aaj Paneer Nahi To Kya, Daal Se Khush Hu,
Aaj Gaadi Me Jane Ka Samay Nahi He, 2 Kadam Chal Ke Khush Hu,
Aaj Kisika Saath Nahi He, Kitab Padh Ke Khush Hu,
Aaj Koi Naraj He, Uski Iss Ada Se Bhi Khush Hu,
Jise Dekh Nahi Sakta, Uske Awaaj Se Hi Khush Hu,
Jise Paa Nahi Sakta, Uski Yaad Me Bhi Khush Hu,
Bit Gaye He Achche Pal, Bas Meethi Yaadein Hi He, Usme Bhi Khush Hu,
Kesa Laga..?
Jo Aapke Dil Ko Chhu Gaya Ho To Jarur Kehna,

Warna Main To Aise Bhi Khush Hu..!!

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Share Naughty Jokes SMS in Hindi on WhatsApp, Facebook, Twitter or Mobile

Share Naughty Jokes SMS in Hindi on WhatsApp, Facebook, Twitter or Mobile

Are you looking for Naughty SMS? Then, scroll down and check our new collection of Naughty SMS in Hindi, new naughty jokes text messages in Hindi 140 words and more by SMS LOOTERE. These cute and funny messages will be useful to make fun with your girlfriend or boyfriend.


Naughty SMS Messages

(1)
Mohabbat To Sirf ‘Dil’ Dekh Kar Hi Ki Jati Hai…
‘Ae Dost…’
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Chehra Dekh Kar To Log ‘Setting’ Hi Karte Hai…

(2)
Hothon Ko Chhua Usne  Ehsaas Ab Tak Hai,
Aankhon Me Nami Or Saanso Me Aag Ab Tak Hai,
Waqt Guzar Gaya Par Uski Yaad Na Gayi,
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Kya ‘PANIPURI’ Thi Yarrr…

(3)
Apna Bachcha Roye To Dil Me Dard Hota He,
Aur  Dusre Ka Roye To Sar Me.
Apni Biwi Roye To Sar Me Dard Hota He,
Aur Dusre Ki Roye To Dil Me..!

(4)
1 Billy Moti,
Usne Pehni Saree,
Saree Pahen Ke Ghumne Gai,
Talav Me To Taherne Gai,
Talav Me Tha Magarmachchh,
Billy Ko Aaye Chakkar,
Saree Ka Chheda Chhut Gaya,
Magarmachchh Sharma Ke Chala Gaya…!!

(5)
Ishq Agar Bachpan Me Ho To Wajah Khas Chahiye,
Jawani Me Ho To Ehsaas Chahiye,
Ab B Time He Jaldi Karlo Warna..
Budhape Me Karge To Chyawan Prash Chahiye..

(6)
Agar Tum Use Na Paa Sako
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Jisse Tum Pyaar Karte Ho, To..
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Sharam Karo
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Lao Number Mujhe Do
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Me Try Karta Hoo..

(7)
College Wali Masaledar Hoti Hai,
Office Wali Chalu Aur Fiki Hoti Hai,
Ghar Wali Me Test Nahi Ata,
Station Wali Sasti Hoti Hai,
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Jaisi Bhi Ho, Par Chai To Chai Hoti Hai..


(8)
Kabhi Sochta Hu Ki Mere Dosto Ke Pass Mere Liye Time Nahi Hai,
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Fir Yaad Aata He Ki Yaar Hum Single He, Sab Thodi Ne Hogey..

(9)
Ravaan - Bhiksha De Do,
Aurat - Ye Lo,

Ravan - Hiiee Ha Ha..
Main Bhikshuk Nai Ravaan Hoon..

Aurat - Main Bhi Sita Nai Rakhi Sawant Hoon...

(10)
Hum Tere Bin Kahi Reh Nahi Pate..
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Tum Nahi Aate To...
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Hum Koi Aur Patate..

(11)
Bhikhari - Babu Ji Roti Milegi?
Ander Se Awaj Aai Biwi Ghar Pe Nahi Hai..
Bhikhari - CHUMMA Nahi Manga, Roti Mangi Hai..

(12)
Sasur Ne Daamaad Se: 6 Saale Me 8 Bache, Ye Kya Hai?
Daamaad: Maine Aapse Kaha Tha Gareeb Jarur Hu Par Aapki Beti Ko Kabhi Khali Pet Nahi Rakhunga!

(13)
Nokrani: Madam Ji, Aap Apna Suit Wapis Lelo,
Jab Me Ye Pehenti Hu To Apko Samajh Kar Saheb Dhyan Hi Nhi Dete,
Or Sala Wo Driver Pichhe Se Aa Kar Lipat Jata Hai!!

(14)
1 Aurat Ne Bunty Se Puchha: LIPTON Ki Chah Hai?
Bunty: Mujhe To Nahi He, Par Tujhe He To Lipat Ja..!



(15)
Santa Pappu Se: Sukha Talab Kaha He? 
Pappu: Pata Nahi. 
Santa: Kabhi Ghar Se Bar Bhi Nikla Karo. 
Pappu: Banta Kon He?
Santa: Pata Nai. 

Pappu: Kabhi Ghar Me Bhi Raha Karo.

(16)
School Me Pappu Ke Papa Ne Teacher Se Kaha: Madam Ji, Thodi Aap Koshish Karo, Thodi Hum Mehnat Karte Hai, Bachcha To Nikal Hi Jayega..!

(17)
Jab Dekhta Hu To DIL Karta He Pakad Lu,
Jab Pakad Lu To DIL Karta Daba Du,
Jab Daba Du To DIL Karta Chuss Lu,
Kyu Ki Saal Me 1 Baar Hi Aata Hai ‘AAM’ Ka Season..

(18)
Aisi Konsi Website He Jise Ladke Aur Ladki Chup Chup Ke Dekhte Hai..
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Www.Results.Com
Harbar Aaisi Soch Mat Paida Karo, Thoda To Sudhar Jaao..

(19)
Jo STUDENTS paas ho gaye unko
CONGRATULATIONS ...
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or
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Jo STUDENTS fail ho gaye unko
DOUBLE CONGRATULATIONS ..
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Kyu ki unki CLASS Me NAYI LADKIYA Hogi..!!

(20)
Wife: Hamari Padosi Har Saal
Apne Pati Ke Sath 10 - 15 Din Bahar
Ghumne Jati Hai.
Aap Kabhi Leke Gaye..?
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Husband: Mene To 4 - 5 Baar Puchha

Par Wo Nahi Manti He.

(21)
Customar: Waiter, Aisi Chai Pilao
Jisko Pee Kar Tan Man Jhum Uthe Aur
Badan Nachne Lage.
Waiter: Sir, Humare Yaha Bheins Ka Dudh Aata Hai,
Shakira Ka Nahi..

(22)
Kabhi Hath Pe,
Kabhi Honth Pe,
Kabhi Ankh Pe,
Kabhi Gal Pe,
Kabhi Naak Pe,
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Kiss
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Kadar MAKHIYAN Pareshan Karti Hai Garmi Me..

(23)
I Love You









Ka Spelling Thik Hai Ki Nahi Bas Yehi Conform Karna Tha,
Log Pata Nahi Kya Samaj Lete Hai..

(24)
Bazar Wali Nazuk Si Hoti He,
Office Wali Naram Naram,
Padosi Wali Ki Patli Si,
Ghar Wali Garma Garam,
Waise Aap Kahan Ki Roti Pasand Karte Ho?

(25)
Boy: Tera Naam Kya He?
Girl: Meena, Aur Tumhara?
Boy: Kamina
Girl: Jhut Mat Bolo

Boy: Tum 5mint Pass Beth Ke Dakh Lo Tum Isi Naam Se Bulaogi.

(26)
Ladkiwale: Drink Karte Ho?
Ji Haan
Cigarette?
HarRoz
Jua/Satta?
Bilkul
Danga-Fasad?
Adat He
Saari Negative Batein Hai Kuch Positive Bhi He?
Hai Na
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HIV

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Bihaari Aurat Cheque Cash Krane Gayi
Clerk: Sign Karo
Aurat: Kaise?
Clerk: Jaise Khat Ke End Me Likhti Ho
Aurat Ne Likha ‘TOHAAR CHUMMA KE INTEJAR Mein…BijLi’

(28)
Aapko Meri Kaunsi Aadat Buri Lagti Hai..
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Reply Kiya To Faltu Me Ladai Ho Jayegi..
Jaisa Chal Raha Hai Chalne Do..
Chupchap Adjust Karlo..

(29)
Friends Are Like: Priya Gold Biscuit – Haq Se Mango..
Girlfriends Are Like: Pepsi - Ye Dil Mange More..
Wife Is Like: A Medicine – Bas Ek Hi Kaafi Hai..

(30)
Barish Mein Yahi Dua Hai Meri Ki
Barish Ki Jitni Bunde Zamin Par Gire,
Utni Baar Aap Slip Ho Ke Gire,

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Khushiyo Ke Samundar Mein..

(31)
Height Of Kaminapan:
Ek Ladka Bahut Hi Sad Song Sun Raha Tha Or Soch Raha Tha Ki..
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Kaunsi Wali Ko Yaad Karu Yaar..!!

(32)
LOVE V/S DAARU
Love- Pagal
Daru - Mood Fresh
Love - Nind Nahi
Daru - Mast Nind
Love - 1 Date Ke 2000/-
Daru - 1 Botel Ke 300/-
Love - Sabki Suno
Daru - Pee K Sunao
Faisla Aapka..

(33)
Jo Ghee Seedhi Ungli Se Na Nikle…
To..
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Ghee Ko Garam Kar Lo..
Sab Baat Me Ungli Karna Achchi Baat Nahi Hai..

(34)
Agar Aadhi Raat Ko Aapka Mann Kare Aur Patni Ka Mood Na Ho
To
Patni Ko Pareshan Na Kare
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Khud Uthkar Apne Aap Se
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Pani Bhar Ke Pee Lein..

(35)
Sarvajanik Notice:
"Pedo Se Bhi Utna Hi 'Pyaar' Karo..
Jitna "Pedo Ke Neeche"
Aur

"Pedo Ke Peeche" Karte Ho..

(36)
Bunty: Ye Meri Wife Teena
Chintu: Are! Me Ise Janta Hu
Bunty: Kaise? 
Chintu: Hum Dono Sath Me Sotey Hue Pakde Gaye The. 
Bunty: Kya Baak Rahe Ho? 
Chintu: Maths Ki Class Ke Lecture Mein.

(37)
5 Saal Ke Bachche Ne Pyar Ki Vyakhya Likhi
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Pyaar Huggies Me Huyi Su-Su Ki Tarah Hota Hai,
Jo Dusro Ko Nahi Dikhta Par Khud Ko Feel Hota Hai..

(38)
Are Dikhao Na,
Ye Damann Me Kya Chhupate Ho…??
Bade Zaalim Ho Fir Kisi Ka Dil Chura Liya Tum Ne..!

(39)
Mard Aur Aurat Ka Rishta Bhi Saala Kaisa Ajeeb Bana Hai
Door Raho To JUDAI.. 
Aur Paas Raho To 



LADAI…!!

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I Miss You So Much Sweetheart - I Miss U Very Much Hindi SMS Quotes

I Miss You So Much Sweetheart - I Miss U Very Much Hindi SMS Quotes

Dear friends, actually growth in love comes from a place of absence. But, when you really miss someone, at this time your body doesn’t function normally, your heart is not steady and fingers are become cold. On this time you need perfect miss you quotes SMS in Hindi to send your boyfriend/ girlfriend to say him or her ‘I Really Love U & I Miss U So Much’. So our team ‘SMS LOOTERE’ collects some beautiful miss you sms messages and gives here.

I Miss You So Much Sweetheart - I Miss U Very Much Hindi SMS Quotes

Miss U SMS in Hindi for Boyfriend/ Girlfriend

(1)
If I don’t Meet You, I don’t Like U,
If I don’t Like You, I don’t Love U,
If I don’t Love You, I don’t Miss U,
But, I Did.

(2)
Pyar se Jiyo Gum ki Raat na Gujar Jaye to Kehna,
Pyaar se Dekho Pyaar hi Pyaar na Dikhe to Kehna,
Dilse Yaad Karo Humari Yaad na Aaye to Kehna..

(3)
Pasand hai Soorat Lakho me Apki,
Jaadu to Jarur hai Aankhon me Apki,
Dil ki Baato ko Aap kya Jane,
Humne to Bitaye Hai Har Paal Yaado me Apki..

(4)
Hum Sirf Apki hi Baat kiya karte he,
Har Dhadkan pe Apka Naam liya karte hai,
Aap ho Humein Jaan se Pyaare,
Tabhi to Waqt Bewaqt Yaad kiya karte hai..
Miss U Babby!

(5)
Har Shakhs Fariyaad Nahi karta,
Har Koi Kisi ko Itna Yaad Nahi karta,
Hum Kabhi Bhool Jaye Apko Ek Pal ke liye,
Mera Dil to Kya Khud Khuda Bhi is Baat par Yakeen Nahi karta..

(6)
Fariyaad Tumhe Kya Karu Ke,
Ghum Fir Ke Aati Hai Yaad Tumhari,
Fariyaad Yahi Hai Meri Ki,
Kyu Ghum Fir Ke Aati Hai Yaad Tumhari..

(7)
Aapki Yadon Ki Khushbu In Hawaao Me He,
Ishq Aur Pyaar Bikhra In Fizaao Me He,
Esa Na Ho Ki Ye Doori Dard Ban Jaye,
Ab Apka Hi Intezar In Aankhon Me He..
I miss you so much!!!


(8)
Har Ek Saans Pe Aapka Khayal Rehta Hai,
Meri Nazron Me Aapka Sawal Rehta Hai,
Aap Ek Bar Meri Yaadon Se Guzar Kar To Dekho,
Aapke Bina Mera Kya Haal Rehta Hai..!!

(9)
Koi Yahan Kisi Ke Liye Kuch Nai Karta,
Jo Marte He Saath Uske Koi Nai Marta,
Suna To He Log Bhul Jate He Marne Ke Baad,
Yahan To Hum Zinda He Fir B Koi Yaad Nahi Karta..

(10)
Majburiyon Ko Hum Palkon Me Chhupa Lete Hai,
Hum Kaha Rote Hai Haalat Rulaate Hai,
Hum To Har Pal Yaad Karte Hai Aapko,
Par Aap Hi Hum Par Yaad Na Karne Ka Ilzam Laga Dete Ho..

(11)
Hothon Par Baat Aaye To Kya Karu,
Jab Koi Itna Yaad Aaye To Kya Karu..??
Jee Karta He Usko Ek Lamha Dekh Lu,
Par Wo Lamha Hi Na Aaye To Kya Karu..
I miss u sweetheart !

(12)
 Zindagi Ke Har Lamho Me Unhi Ko Pate Hai,
Bhul Jaye Khud Ko Par Unhe Nahi Bhulate Hai,
Jane Kya Baat Hai Unme ‘Ae Khuda..’
Jitna Usai Bhulate Hai, Wo Utna Yaad Ate Hai..

(13)
Zindagi Ki Is Kashmakash Me,
Waise To Main Bhi Kafi Busy Hu..
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Lekin
Waqt Ka Bahana Bana Kar Apno Ko Bhul Jana,
Mujhe Aaj Bhi Nahi Aata..!!
Miss U!!

(14)
Jo Hume Dil Se Chahte Hai,
Hum Uss Ke Dil Me Bas Jate Hai,
Samet Kar Rakhna Hamari Yaadon Ko,
Kyuki..
Bhul Jane Ke Baad Hum Aur Bhi Yaad Ate Hai..



(15)
Zindagi Me Sabse Asan He -
“Kisi Ko Bhul Kar Kabhi-Kabhi Use Yad Karna..”
Lekin Sabse Mushkil He -

“Kisi Ki Pal-Pal Aane Wali Yad Ko Har Pal Bhulne Ki Koshish Karna….!

(16)
Sans Tham Jati Kai, Par Jaan Nahi Jati
Dard Hota Hai Par Awaz Nahi Aati,
Ajib Log Hai Is Zamane Mein,
Koi Bhul Nahi Pata, Aur Kisiko Yaad Tak Nahi Aati..
I realy miss u!

(17)
“Agar Fursat K Lamho Mein Mujhe Yaad Karte Ho To Mujhe Yaad Mat Karna..”
Ae Dosto..
‘Main Tanha Jarur Hun Magar Kisi K Liye Fizool Nahi’..!!

(18)
Barsaat Ke Badal Aawaz Nahi Karte,
Kimti Paalon Ko Barbad Nahi Karte,
Zindagi Mein Kuch Log Aise Bhi Hote Hai,
Agar Unhe Pareshan Na Karo To Wo Yaad Nahi Karte..

(19)
Zindagi Mein Kuch Lamhe Khaas Ban Gaye,
Mile To Mulaqat, Bichde To Fariyaad Ban Gaye,
Aur Jo Lamhe Dil Mein Bas Gaye,
Wo Pyaari Si Yaad Ban Gaye..
Miss You Jaan!!

(20)
Laher Aati He Kinare Se Palat Jati He,
Yad Aati He Dil Me Simat Jati He,
Farak Itna He Ki Laher Bewaqt Aati He,
Or Aapki Yaad Har Waqt Aati He..

Babby I Miss U…….

(21)
Ajib Lagti He Sham Kabhi Kabhi,
Jindagi Lagti He Bejaan Kabhi Kabhi,
Samajh Aaye To Hume Bhi Batana,
Q Karti He Kisi Ki Yaadein Pareshaan Kabhi Kabhi..

(22)
Hum Na Ajnabi He Na Paraye He,
Aap Aur Hum Ek Rishtey Ke Saaye He,
Jab Bhi Jee Chahe Mehsoos Kar Lijiyega,
Hum To Apki Muskurahat Me Samaye Hai..

(23)
Apki Yaadon Ko Lekar Duniya Se Chale Jayenge,
Asma Me Reh Kar Bhi Aapko Na Bhul Payenge,
Karoge Yaad Jo Ek Pal Bhi Hume,
To Ban Ke Barish Apke Kadmon Me Bikhar Jayenge..

(24)
Yaadon Se Zindagi Khubsurat Rahegi,
Nigahon Me Har Pal Ye Surat Rahegi,
Koi Na Le Sakega Apki Jagah,
Is Dil Ko Hamesha Apki Zarurat Rahegi..
I Strogly Miss u!

(25)
Chalti Nahi Duniya Kisi Ke Aane Se,
Rukti Nahi Duniya Kisi Ke Jaane Se,
Pyaar To Sab Ko Mil Jata Hai,
Bas Kami Ka Pata Chalta He Kisi Ke Door Jane Se..

Miss U Jaan!

(26)
Yaad Karte He Tumhe Tanhaai Me
Dil Duba Hhe Gumon Ki Gehrai Me,
Mujhe Mat Dhundhna Tu Duniya Ki Bheed Me,
Mein Milunga Tumhe Tumhari Padchai Me..

(27)
Kaise Bhula Dun Usko Main,
Mout Insaano Ko Aati Hai Yaadon Ko Nahi..

(28)
Hasna Or  Hasana Fitrat Hai Meri,
Sab Yaha Khush Rahe Ye Chah Hai Meri,
Koi Mujhe Yaad Kare Na Kare Kya Gum!!
Har Apne Ko Yaad Karna Aadat Hai Meri..

(29)
Na Karta Fariyad Zamane Se Koi,
Maan Jata Agar Manane Se Koi,
Kyun Hamesha Yaad Karta Koi,
Agar Boola Jaata Bhulane Se Koi..!!

(30)
Ek Hi Shaher Mein Rehte Hai,
Fir Bhi Meel Nahi Pate,
Tumse To Tumhare Khwaab Achche Hai,
Jo Aankh Band Karte Hi Nazar Ate Hai..

Miss U!!!

(31)
Zindagi Mein 4 Cheez Kabhi Bhi Aa Sakti Hai:
'Neend'
'Paisa'
'Maut'
Aur..
Aur..
Aur..
Aur..
'MERI MEETHI SI YAAD' Kyon...Aa Gaiyi Na..

(32)
Bottle Me Pepsi Se Zyaada....
Used Mojhe Me Badbu Se Zyaadaa....
Adnan Sami Ki Charbi Se Bhi Zyaada...
Mithai Me Sweet Se Zyaada...
Pakistan Me Corruption Say Bhi Zyaada... I MISS U

(33)
Jab Jab Me Saans Leta Hoon Tu Yaad Aati Hai,
Meri Har Ek Saans Teri Khooshbu Se Mehek Jaati Hai,
Kaise Kahu Tere Bina Me Zinda Hu,
Jab Har Saans Se Pehle Teri Yaad Aati Hai..

(34)
Kisi Ko Yaad Karna Ye Koi Baat Nahi Jataane Ki,
Dil Ko Tadpane Ki Aadat Hai Zamane Ki,
Hum Aapko Zara Bhi Yaad Nahi Karte,
Kyonki Yaad Karna Nishani Hai Tumhe Bhool Jane Ki..
I Miss You!!!!!!

(35)
Tum Mera Aaj Ho, Tum Mera Anewala Kal,
Tujhe Yaad Karta Hu Me Har Ek Pal,
Nahi Jee Payenge Tere Begair Hum,

Tere Bina Reh Jayenge Adhure Hum..

(36)
Kamine
Kamine
Kamine

Kamine

Aap Ki [ KAMI-Ne ] Itna Pareshan Kiya Ki Mujhe Kehna Pada I MISS U Yaar..

(37)
Kuch Rishtey Is Duniya Me Khas Hote Hai,
Hawaa Ke Rukh Se Jinke Ehsaas Hote Hai,
Ye Dil Ki Kashish Nahi To Aur Kya Hai,
Dur Reh Kar Bhi Wo Dil Ke Kitne Paas Hote Hai..

(38)
Suni Si Is Zindagi Mein Hulchul Mehsus Hui,
Bejaan Dil Se Aaj Dhadkan Mehsus Hui,
Jaane Kyun Aisa Lag Raha He Aaj,
Jaise Aapki Kami Mehsus Hui..
Miss U…

(39)
Agar Asman Ko Neend Aaye To Sulaau Kahan?
Dharti Ko Maut Aaye To Dafnau Kahan?
Sagar Mein Lehar Aaye To Chupau Kahan?
Jab Mujhe Teri Yaad Aye To Jaau Kahan..!!
I Realy Miss You!

(40)
Basaa Hai Ankhon Mein Unka Chehra Is Tarah,
Gulab Mein Khushboo Basi Ho Jis Tarah,
Namaz Padh Li Ho Aur Dua Na Mangi Ho,

Unki Kami Mehsus Hoti Hai Kuch Is Tarah..

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My Insulting Messages Collection - Insult SMS Jokes in Hindi for Girlfriend

My Insulting Messages Collection - Insult SMS Jokes in Hindi for Girlfriend

Want to tease your friends? Looking for best Insult Sms? If yes, then scroll down and check our crispy collection of Insult SMS Jokes in Hindi. For your self proud send our Insulting Messages to your Girlfriend or Boyfriend and make him angry. Here you may found some different Insult Text Messages, Insult Quotes Msgs, Insult Jokes Shayari, etc. - SMS Lootere.com

Insulting Messages Collection - Insult SMS Jokes in Hindi for Girlfriend

(1)
Mere Pas 1 Bandar Aya Aur Kaha,
Mujhe Logo Ko Pareshan Karna Hai,
Maine Tumhara Naam Bataya To Usne,
Thappad Mara, Kaha ‘BOSS’ Se Panga Nahi Lene Ka..

(2)
Tum Hamesha Mujhse Behtaar Rahe Ho,
Isme Koi Shak Nahi Hai,
Me 100 Tum 105,
Me 200 Tum 210,
Me 300 Tum 315 To Fir,
Me 400 To Tum…??
Jawab Jarur Dena…!

(3)
Aab Tohar Bare Me Ka Kahe,
Tohar Chehra Chanda Saman,
Tohar Aankhe Chanda Saman,
Tohar Honth, Dant, Naak Chanda Saman,
Aur Chanda Hamar Gaon Ki ‘BHEINS’ Ka Naam..

(4)
Kisi Ko Batana Mat..
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Ki Tumhe Khali Msg Bhej Ke Ullu Banaya Hai..!!

(5)
Ek Aap Ho Ki Kitne Achche,
Ek Aap Ho Ki Kitne Pyaare,
Ek Aap Ho Ki Kitne Sachche,
Ek Hum Hai Ki Jo Juth Pe Juth Bole Ja Rahe..!

(6)
Aap Bahut Hi.. 
Attractive
Sweet
Decent
Cute
Fantastic
Lovable
Handsome
Intelligent
Smart &
Talented
Person Ka SMS Padh Rahe Ho..!!

(7)
Chamakte Chand Ko Nind Aane Lagi,
Aapki Khushi Se Duniya Jagmagane Lagi,
Dekhke Aapko Har Kaali Gungunane Lagi,
Abto Fekte Fekte Mujhe Nind Aane Lagi..


(8)
Hum Na Hote To Aapko Gazal Kon Kehta,
Apke Chehre Ko Gulab Kon Kehta,
Ye To Karishma He Hum Pyaar Karne Walo Ka,
Warna Patthron Ko TAJMAHAL Kon Kehta..

(9)
Upar Wale Ne Sansar Banaya, So Gaya..
Phir Insaan Banaya, Phir So Gaya..
Phir Usne Tumhe Banaya..,
Na Khud Soya Na Humein Sone Diya..

(10)
Har Khushi Ko Teri Taraf Mod Du,
Tere Liye Ye Duniya Chhod Du,
Tere Liye Dil Ke Darwaze Khol Du,
Tu Ek Bar Haske Dikha, Tere Sare Daant Tod Du..

(11)
Pagal Hamesha Pareshan Kyon Rehta Hai?
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Chalo Chhodo, Ye Tumhara Niji Mamla Hai..!!

(12)
Agar Aap Pagal Ho to Miscall Dena,
Mahapagal Ho to Sms Karna,
Bewakuf Ho to Call Karna,
Or Tino Ho to Chup Rahke Kuch Bhi Mat Karna..

(13)
This Is My Leg..
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Itni Der Dabane Ke Liye Thanks..
Mujhe Ab Kafi Achcha Mehsus Ho Raha Hai..!!

(14)
Bandar Ka Beta/Beti Apne Baap Se Bola:
Papa.. Papa.. Mujhe Shaadi Karni Hai..
Baap Bola:
Beta Abhi Thoda Intezar Karo,
DULHA/DULHAN Abhi SMS Padh Raha Hai..



(15)
Kisi Ne Dil Badal Liya,
Kisi Ne Dhadkan Badal Li,
Aapke Paas Kuch Nahi Tha Badalne Ko..?
To Aapne Mandir Jaa Kar Chappal Badal Li..

CHAPPAL CHOR!!

(16)
Aasman Me Dekho Ishwar Ka Khubsurat Sama,
Dharti Pe Dekho Ishwar Ka Khubsurat Karishma,
Ab Aaine Me Dekho Ishwar Ka Sab Se Bada “NAMUNAA”..

(17)
Aapki 1 Baat Hame Bahut Pasand Hai,
Aap Jab Bhi Kam Karte Hai,
Dil Lagake Karte Hai.. Qki..
Dimag Ka ‘OPTION’ To Aapke Pas Hai Hi Nai..

(18)
Pyaar Ko Mat Chhupao Use Zarurat He Jatane Ki,
Apne Talent Ko Mat Chhupao Use Zarurat He Badhane Ki,
Plzz Ab Or Perfume Mat Lagao,
Apko Zarurat He Nahane Ki..

(19)
Kash Aap Bakra Hote Main Aapko Ghass Khilata,
Pyaar Se Aapke Seeng Sehlata Or,
Puchta… Pagal Kaun?? Aap Ya Mein??
Or Aap Pyaar Se Bolte… “MEIN MEIN”

(20)
Khuda Ne Aapki Bhukh Dekhi To Bhojan Banaya,
Pyaas Dekhi To Paani Banaya,
Tumko Nind Aayi To Bister Banaya,

Aur Bina Dosto K Dekha To Mujhe Fasayaa..

(21)
Aur Ek Chand? Possible
Aur Ek Suraj? Possible
Aur Ek Friend Tere Jaisa? Impossible..
Kyuki Manufacturing Locha Sirf Ek Hi Bar Hota Hai..

(22)
Bhagwan Aapko Dher Sari Girlfriend De,
Jo ‘Mayawati’ Jaisi Sundar,
‘Jaylalita’ Jaisi Slim,
‘Mamta Banerjee’ Jaisi Shant Aur,
‘Pratibha Patil Jaisi Jawan Ho..

(23)
5 Lovable Word ‘I Am Alone Without U’
4 Pleasant Word ‘I Care 4 U’
3 Sweet Word ‘I Miss U’
2 Special Word ‘Dear Friend’
1 Important Word ‘LAPETTT….’

(24)
Suraj Se Achca Sitara Nahi Koi,
Hamare Jaisa Rishta Doosra Nahi Koi,
Chahe Saari Duniya Dhoondhlo,
Mujhsa PYAARA, Aapsa AWAARA Nahi Koi..

(25)
KBC Main Amitabh Ji Ne Mujse Pucha: Duniya Me Sabse Bada Gadha Kaun He?

Maa Kasam Maine 5 Crore Thukra Diye, Par Tera Naam Nahi Bataya..

(26)
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Isme 1 Gayab Hai..
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Fir Padho
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Sharam Nahi Aati
ABCD Me ‘1’ Kaha Aata Hai??
Naam Duba Diya School Ka..!!

(27)
Maine Pucha AKKAL Kya Hoti He?
Aasman Bola: Bahot Buland Hoti He,
Sagar Bola: Bahot Gehri Hoti He,
Aap Ne Jawab Diya: ‘AKKAL’ Ye Kya Hoti He..??

(28)
PYAAR Ka Matlab:
Jgsigb
Hbsignvm Nz
Ilusrhgjbsdhs

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Nahi
Samaj Aa Raha Na?

Forward Kar De
Patthar Dil

Tu Kya Jaane Pyaar Ke Jazbaat Or Bhasha Ko...

(29)
Chand Pe Kali Ghata Chhati To Hogi,
Sitaaron Ko Muskurahat Aati To Hogi,
Tum Kitna Bhi Chhupalo Duniya Se Par,
Akele Me Aine Me Dekh  Ke Tumhein Apne Chehre Pe Hansi To Aati Hi Hogi..

(30)
Phool Insaano Se Jyada Khubsurat Hote He,
Par Kuch Log Phoolon Se Bhi Jyada Khubsurat Hote He
 Jaise Ki

“Aap”



‘Mujhe Hi Dekh Lo…’

(31)
Ha Ha Ha Ha Hahahahah
Hehehehehehe
Huhuhuhuhuhu
Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi
Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho…
Bura Mat Man na Yaar Wo Bas Teri Shakal Yaad Aa Gai To Hansi Chhut Gai

(32)
Jabse Tumko Dekha He,

Mera

Raat-Din,
Subha-Sham,
Khate-Pite,
Sote-Jagte,
Har Waqt Hans Hans Ke Bura Haal He

(33)
Ek Job Hai Tere Liye, Railway Me,
Salary: 30,000/-
Kam: Wo Rajdhani Express Ki Head Light Toot Gayi He,
To Tujhe Train Ke Aage Torch Leke Bhagna Hai Bas..

(34)
Zindagi Me Agar Tumhe Kuch Ban Na Ho,
Kuch Paana Ho,
To Hamesha Apne Dimag Ki Suno,
Agar Dimag Se B Koi Jawab Na Aye To,
Aankhein Band Kar Ke
Socho
Kya Mere Pas Dimag Hai!!!

(35)
Niche Dekho FRIENDSHIP Day Gift:
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Ek Ghumake Thappad Padega To Pata Chalega..
Aj Friendship Day Hai??
Jab Dekho Tab Nikal Padte Ho Gift Lene, Muft Me Aati He Kya??

Kanjoos, Lalchi...

(36)
Agar Tera Pyaar Paana Hai To..
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Mera Pyaar Screwdriver Hai….

(37)
Pyar na Rahe to Wafa Kaun Karega,
Dost na Rahe to Dosti Kaun Karega,
Khuda salamat rakhe Tumhe Varna,
Bandar ki Tarah Uchal-Kud Kaun Karega??

(38)
Kya Zamana Aa Gaya Hai Technology Ka,

Ek Waqt Tha Jab Log Msg Kabutar Ke Dwara Bhejte The..
Ek Aaj Ka Waqt Hai, Hum Msg Kabutaro Ko Bhej Rahe Hai..
Jaa..Hurr Hurr..

(39)
Meri Muskurahat Ko Itne Gaur Se Na Dekh Mere Yaar..
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Kyunki,
Tujhe Dekh Ke To Kisi Ki Bhi Hansi Nikal Jati Hai..

(40)
A True Saying:


“You Can’t Be Good Friends Forever Without Insulting Each Other Constantly”

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